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hydrasperfectweapon:

ok but someone give me that cute bartender story line though? like this guy tends bar at a restaurant or a pub or something and always sees this cute girl/guy hanging out there, but s/he’s always either with friends or with some one so he never really gets the time to talk to her/him BUT ONE DAY s/he walks into the place alone and orders so many drinks until s/he’s so bloody drunk, screaming about how their girlfriend/boyfriend cheated on him/her, that the bartender had to bring him/her home himself. s/he wakes up with a horrible hangover, stumbles out the room to find the bartender cooking breakfast and rolling his eyes, laughing. “first of all, you’re an idiot. second, we didn’t have sex if that’s what you’re wondering. third, breakfast will be ready soon. sit.” and fluff commences HELP PLZ

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hi friends i’m back from a really REALLY long hiatus and i’m ready to rumble so like this for a lil starter or something :)

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hi friends i’m back from a really REALLY long hiatus and i’m ready to rumble so like this for a lil starter or something :)

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mwahaha i am back and ready to rumble who wants some starters

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velutllunas :

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               ‘ this one is on me, b a b e. ‘ xavier tells the female, a smirk playing on his lips as he slides the perfectly made beverage in her direction. it wasn’t RARE for him to offerfree drinks to random females who come to the bar. however, this girl was D I F F E R E N T than the rest. this girl didn’t give in to his attempts at hitting on her & that just made her all the more interesting to him. 

          a knowing smirk would curl onto her lips, eyeing the drink as it was passed her way. “what’s this for, hm?” amira inquired with a quirk of her lips, lifting the glass to her lips while refusing to break eye contact with the bar tender. he had been making passes at her over the stance of the past couple weeks and although she had passed him off with a soft smirk every time, this was definitely a new tactic.

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     silias was laying down on the girls bed, throwing a tennis ball up & down in his hands. it took him much to long, huffing & puffing, silias yelled out: ‘ aren’t you done yet? this is why you’re always late! ‘ pushing himself up, the raven aimed to the girls behind, throwing the tennis ball precisely onto her ass, smiling at himself.

          whirling around with a huff at the strike to her bottom, amira would shoot a playful glare towards the male sprawled out on her bed. “i am ready, i’m sorry i had to brush my teeth.” she rebutted, tossing the ball back to hit him in the stomach with a victorious grin.

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plot: rich business man tries out a call girl (inexperienced and much younger) but they end up having A+++ sex (can be v rough bc he’s so stressed) so he ends up calling her up quite often and they grow attached to each other xcept there can be drama bc a) he’s married or engaged or something or b) he wants to keep them a secret or maybe even she tells him that she doesn’t date clients and aHHH yeah pls gimme

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driftingisms :

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           the last thing caleb wished to happen was to live underneath the same roof with the person he HATES the most. but really, he had no choice. he had to live here otherwise it’ll be living with friends ( with absolutely no privacy ) or worse ; on the street. ‘ open the god damn door. ’ he hissed, his hand turning into a fist as he slammed on the bathroom door. ‘ don’t be so fucking selfish and open the door, i gotta shower as well! ’ he was going to be late for first class and honestly, that’s not what he needed right now. he already missed TOO MUCH and his mother would k i l l him. ‘ last goddamn warining. ’

          this guy had been a pain in her ass since the day he moved in, the house filled with their constant bickering and yelling from day one. right when she thought she had a safe haven from him at school, it was ripped right from under her. so there she sat on the edge of the tub wrapped up in a towel, tapping away on her phone as she heard him bang at the door aggressively. “and for the last time, it’s occupied. go find your own bathroom.” amira sneered through the door, rolling her eyes and going back to checking twitter half heartedly on her phone. 

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niicckkeeyy :

Mood 💚

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privatekrime :

Mmmh Hhhmm

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artofroleplaying :

forget the good girl meets bad boy plots seriously give me all the bad girl meets bad boy and makes him succumb to his knees and plays hard to get and drives him crazy and he’s never been this into someone and she enjoys the attention so much and IF YOU’RE WILLING TO BE DARING, THIS COULD BE M/M AND STILL BE SO MUCH FUN pls dance your way into my inbox or like this and i’ll just rain headcanons and feels on you pls- 

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royallty :

but my all time fav plot idea is:  muse a is a rich cocky boy, has everything going for him, good looks, wealth, girls at his feet until muse b shows up, she’s sleek, gorgeous, smart, but she’s only after one thing, muse a’s money, & suddenly the player is being played, & she’s got this gold little credit card he’s given her that she uses whenever she wants to pay for whatever she wants, & he’s practically down on his knees for her, she’s got him drunk on her love, the ecstasy of her touch & she just sucks him dry of everything, until he’s nothing. 

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flawlassglam :

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“i only said it was my birthday for the free dessert, now sing to me stupid.”