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I am? Well, I'm honored, you're risking your safety for me and everything, after all. Mmhm, good, it's pretty much unlimited, I'd say. All weekend? Hm, I wanna say it'd be a ten. I mean, I think that'd be very possible. 

I’m sure I’ll be okay as well; besides, you’re worth the trip. I think I’ve got pepper spray somewhere. As many as I want sounds like it’ll be just enough. On a scale of one to ten how possible would it be to spend all weekend together?

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And I can't have anything happen to you, but I'm sure you'd be okay-- bring a baseball bat, or something. Mm, not sure, as many as you want? I can make that up to you, too. 

Especially for someone of my stature — I’m very at risk. — Yes a kiss, I’ve been deprived of those lately. How many could I get away with asking for?

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Exactly. 'Ya need to be careful, it's a scary world out there. -- A kiss?  I think I can manage that. Just one, though? Is that it?

Yes, it’s absolutely going completely out of my way crossing over a few streets. I might be happy with a kiss.

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The trouble? Oh, I know, I realize it's just such a long journey. But, alright, name it-- how could I make it up to you? 

I’d say there is a strong chance of that but you’ll definitely owe me a little something for the trouble of getting over there.

[hbuparker]

Lana Del Rey x Kanye West | Million Dollar Gold Digger

[hbuparker]

... Probably not. Not now, anyway. I'unno, I was just thinking out loud, I guess. But, I'm gonna stop talking about me-- how are things, y'know, with you?

Why, you planning on going away for a little while?

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Almost. Any chance you'd wanna hang with lame ol' me anytime soon? Like, this weekend? You're much better company than like.. Netflix, or.. my mom.

Just be glad it’s almost the weekend. Then you won’t have to miss school as you stay in bed and try and recover from your funk.

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No, no, that makes sense. We all just kinda need a break every now and then, don't 'ya think? Whether it's planned or not, so, that makes perfect sense.  

Both pretty much. Everytime, it just kind of happens, like I don’t plan for it, but I know I do, do it on purpose, if that makes any sense.

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"It.. kinda does, doesn't it? I'm not really sure how I meant it. Hm, alright, I need like, a week of sick days. I'll just fake the flu."

"You know, that sounds a little depressing, babe. Just do what I do — call in sick and take a mental health day."

[hbuparker]

Do 'ya do it on purpose? Or does it just, like, happen?

I always do that, not gonna lie.

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"Do 'ya ever wish it was possible to, like.. remove yourself from existence for a few days? Like a vacation from life, or somethin'? Like, I'unno, give me time, I'll come back when I'm ready." 

[hbuparker]

.. I know. That's what I told 'em, but, hey, that doesn't keep people from robbing innocent convenient stores, does it? And I mean..-- if you're gonna rob some place, you might as well.. y'know, make it worth it. 

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So, like, there's probably no point in asking you what it'd be on a scale from one to ten? 

It is better than that good, I’m not sure I can actually describe it fairly how good it is.

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I would say I agree with you and whatever, but I'm pretty sure I've never seen it. Is it really that good?

So I’ve been watching The Breakfast Club a lot recently, because it’s a freaking masterpiece, and I may have been convinced I was going to marry Judd Nelson when I was seven. Not entirely sure about that right now, but okay, let’s be real it’s a really beautiful film about sticking together against someone who treats you unkindly because you’re different or because you’re being judged for who you are.