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I am you

Well, this is just embarrassing! One of us is going to have to change.

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They say everyone's gay in college. Well, Dr Wilson, have you ever had a gay experience with another man? I mostly wanna know what you think about it. Maybe you're confused or it was unexpected, or maybe it was something you cherish till now. It doesn't have to be sex even, maybe just an intensenly romantic situationship.

I really do fail to see how my sexual experiences with anyone is anybody else's business, but this message was formed in such a polite way I feel inclined to answer...

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All I'll say is that I think it is completely normal to experiment in college, and I was certainly not confused about any type of tail I was chasing, if you get what I mean.

I enjoyed college quite a bit.

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Do the dance please! 🙏

The dance? I'm not very sure what you mean. The Robot? The Dougie? What is the dance?

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I'm back

Hello.

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I don't know who you are if you send in asks anonymously. I fear that may be the whole point of being anonymous.

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Good morning,

Another long day at work. How are you all doing?

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Oh yes Max, I am like a feather now. I never knew how truly freeing it would be to take such a difficult stance.

dr. wilson, did you receive my formal apology? my office is eagerly awaiting your reply. - max (house's roommate)

I in fact did!

My response is below.

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Why are you, as a grown man, so beautiful?

Why, thank you. I find pigeons to be beautiful as well. :]

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**gives you flowers and sweet coffee**

Im desperate

Thank you, these are quite nice.

Desperate for what. ;]

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dr. wilson, did you receive my formal apology? my office is eagerly awaiting your reply. - max (house's roommate)

I in fact did!

My response is below.

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House and I are not in a romantic relationship. At least, not that I'm aware. Strictly casual. -Dr. Jones

Oh, thank God. You, uh, had me going there for a second. Ha ha.

Trust me when I say you are better off.

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Do you know what a SPIT ROAST is, Doctor?

Oh, is that some kind of food? It sounds nice maybe I should try it sometime. :]

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Do you think I am some kind of blushing virgin? YES, I know what a SPIT ROAST is. :-| Do you perverts think about anything else.

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Wilson, what do you think about fanfiction?

I think it is nice that people want to express themselves through writings. I actually read a fanfiction on LiveJournal once about Star Trek. The grammar was maybe a little janky, but I found the plot riveting.

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Wilson, there's no way he wouldn’t marry and divorce you to get you to pay another alimony

Hmm, well that would be quite the ploy. Though, I may as well already be paying another lifetime alimony to Dr. House, seeing how he always sees to it that my wallet stays light.

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Re: ghost

Have you call the ghostbusters?

I will be doing that as a last resort...

The LAST thing I need is another smart ass womanizer in my office.

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James wilson. You beautiful man. Marry me. You know who I am my love

Unless I have over night gained some psychic powers, I am afraid I do not know who you are.

I am not even completely divorced from my wife yet, so it may be a little impossible to be married, even if I wanted to.

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James wilson do you believe in life after love?

I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough, no !

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Good morning,

I am back from my trip. Thank you for the messages on my travel, it was long, but I am OK.

I feel awfully sore about my lack of answering in these past few days, so I will try to do a little extra. :]

How are you all?