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me and my friends would’ve killed zack van gerbig with hammers i’ll tell you that much
#hi#on my millionth gilmore girls rewatch and im NOT having a good time#he’s a homophobic loser who ruined lane’s life and i want him to pay#anyway. im on my period and i don’t have weed so naturally im feeling homicidal
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call me britney bitch because oops i did it again
#IM SO SORRY AUGHSHDHAJDKSKS#i am once again going through some mental stuff that unfortunately has made me retreat. again.#and i quit smoking weed PERMANENTLY four days ago and my last living grandma died yesterday but#we weren’t close at all but it’s brought up so many feelings about my dad and i can’t cope by smoking weed so im actually losing it yall#ive been regularly smoking since i was 20 so to take weed away permanently has me feeling a complete array of emotions#and i cycle between being so proud of myself and feeling sart of like an evil porson#but anyway. all this to say im sorry for being gone. it’s not my choice 😭#I LOVE YOU and i hope you’re doing okay in this horrible fucked up world. i am still here!
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picking LINT off the SOFA????
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Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard
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last post lost traction so we're starting over! i was able to get my account out of the red but kida and cece still need flea & tick treatments and they're hella expensive. consider throwing some dollars our way if you can 🐱🐶
$0/135
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People in the 1970′s were like “hmm might go to the disco, might join a cult, might get serial killed, might rob a bank”
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Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day
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"Died and came back wrong" -> Overdone. Uninspired
"Went into the washing machine and came back smelling worse" -> True to life. Horror in the mundane
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obsessed w this gif i can't stop using it for everything.
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the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail
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Saturn captured by photographer Daniel Borja
#Saturn #spacephotography
#prev OF COURSE I DO thank you for my life 🥹#tysm for tagging me in this! my girl is so beautiful#tagged for me <3#space
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there's no wonder i am chasing the concept of returning the favour, i guess..?
[adding alternative edit + initial sketch below the cut bc i kinda think about blood a lot, but i need to find a better way to introduce it...]


#ive been calling to you for some time from every bad fix from the unnamed malaise you feel on sunday afternoons & now here i am and you can#REST#this is. so special to me you have no idea#it’s about the parallels#devil’s minion#iwtv#art#fave
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what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen
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missouri i love you
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actors aren’t real but sometimes they do want to fuck each other. and that can make tv shows either good or bad
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