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So the Limbus Company fandom wiki is up in flames, I'm having a great time over here

(yes I did this with my free time instead of working on this blog, this is very funny and happening right now)

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heartbreaking: girl who was making dinner was just told the rest of her family was eating out at a restaurant, without her, without even calling to let her know.

To let you know how fine I'm feeling about this here's some headcanons about the sephirot taking someone out to eat if they could (platonically mind since I cannot think of romance to save my life) (if this seems out of character it's because I'm coping very well right now I'm sure of it)

Malkuth

Her go to place would probably be an average restaurant chain.

The food isn't like the best you'll ever had but it isn't bad and tends to be consistent across all locations.

Because I am USamerican they've got chicken tenders there like pretty much every restaurant I've ever been to.

She's getting the chicken tenders and can point out some things she's pretty sure you won't like so you can avoid them

Yesod

He doesn't really have a go to restaurant so he'll let you (me) pick.

Not a big fan of finger foods so take him someplace where there's plenty of utensil expectation, maybe somewhere fancy.

Wherever you take he'll probably pick out something without any sauce layering, so no pasta.

He'd probably spend most of the time people watching, not really talking all that much. he might not admit it right away but I think he'd enjoy the experience.

Netzach

We're going to City Burger King!

It's not the best food, but it is comforting food and easy to get. also I personally really like the chicken fries

It's mostly just dining in with some burgers and taking some paper crowns.

burger.

Hod

She'd take you to some kind of Cafe or other establishment with mostly baked goods, not exactly great for dinner but she's trying and couldn't think of anywhere better.

She'd spend most of the "dinner" just making conversation, asking how your day went in between bites of her muffin

Maybe it's nicer for her than it would be for most people.

Gebura/Tiphereth

Gebura's taking all three of you out tonight, since the kids are a bit too young to pick a place on their own, they give her input on what they want though.

She knows A Place, and it's somehow the most suspicious and offputting place you'll ever visit that you can only feel confident inside because Gebura's there.

It somehow has the best tasting food though, only one menu item and it's just the best thing you'll ever taste.

The Tiphereths spend most of dinner talking to each other but other than that it's a quiet and interesting dinner

Chesed

He also doesn't pick out a place that's a very good idea for dinner

Either a coffeeshop that only has cookies or doughnuts or whatever they sell there that's food. Or the fanciest place ever with just the smallest serving sizes.

He does at least visibly realize unlike Hod that maybe it wasn't the best pick. He at least hopes you'll like the coffee.

Hokma

Another one who'll just let you pick.

He's fine with anything you could take him to Applebees and he wouldn't mind. (note, not a dig at Applebees I enjoyed the one time I went there).

I don't know what he'd talk about but it would be a very neutral experience as long as you can successfully provide input.

Binah

She's taking you to the strangest themed restaurant you've ever seen just to see your reaction.

She spends the whole dinner talking about the most inane stuff you could never even begin to comprehend while sipping on some tea. Her expression forever unchanging as she does until someone gets into a fight a table over.

It is very hard to tell if she has a good time herself or not but it's been going on weekly and there's an invite for next week as well.

Angela

She cannot leave the building

So she left some microwave ramen out with your name on it

Thanks

I'd say sorry but this has been calming actually.

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I request apocalypse bird headcanons please, any kind, just need some apocalypse bird content

(if these seem a bit strange I have,,, headache)

Pocky birb

Did you know the eyes on the wings work?

The eyes on both the abnormality themselves and on the resulting gift.

if you have the gift it's not as if you have multiple eyes they're still separate but you'll be able to react as if you could see out of them.

like you've got a little buddy on your back keeping an eye out for you attached to you mentally.

On Apok Bird that's what Big Bird is doing as part of it, keeping watch for everyone and trying to figure out where the big scary monster is so they can save everyone from it.

Punishing Bird is poised to strike out at the beast, beak and talons at the ready to lash out the moment Big Bird sees it. They've all been anticipating this moment so fiercely.

Judgment Bird still cannot see however, It is Judgment Bird calling the shots internally, it cannot see what Big Bird sees and can only make an interpretation of what is being described to it.

So they lash out at everyone.

The Blind Judge is fearful of what it can no longer know, and so that is the decision made. They don't know what the beast looks like, none of them do.

Surely anything could be the beast now. Surely if they strike at everything they'll find the beast eventually and it'll all be worth it and everyone can be happy.

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They realize when the EGO made from their combined power is present.

It doesn't make them feel very good to know.

but as soon as it's gone they forget. they always forget

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Rules and Blog Details

round 2 for getting back into this blog.

Anyways hello, this is Headcanon Corp, here for both Lobotomy Corporation headcanons and appreciation for any custom agents you may have lying around. I'm also hoping to apply some Limbus Company material in here now that I've actually gotten into it (uh, basically this means I'll do limbus company headcanons for abnos and humans now if requested). I'll also do Wonderlab stuff if anyone still thinks about it. (though no Library of Ruina, I just can't get into it gameplay-wise I'm sorry)

Anyways now onto the actual

Rules

I will not do romantic writing if it involves a minor (if you have to think about if it counts, don't send it in)

I will not touch on concepts only found in Library of Ruina currently as I have not played it and would just be very confused.

That's it for now, can't really think of anything else important to add. Other than that I get to Abnormalities faster than humans because Humans are weird and confusing (and can only be animal shaped when they're at their worst)

As for agent appreciation it's pretty simple, just send in your nugget via submission with a few details on them and why you like them so much and I'll share them here for us all to appreciate.

here's my own, he's my little icon guy up there and my favorite agent ever. His name's Hunter and I just fell in love with his silly stupid face, not a care in the world. His name's Hunter, he's got a lot of gifts and is my most beloved most strongest agent and I would kill for him

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You can and will also see my fanfiction for Limbus Company if you follow me, because I like yelling about it and there's too many ideas in my silly little head

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hello :D any tiph hcs?

(was requested on,,, January 9th)

I am so sorry for getting into this so late oh my gosh. here you go

Mourn The Living

They're siblings you know, but anyone who knows them knows that

They never were blood related, but since when did that matter for who you can call your family?

Sometimes when there's no work to be done they just talk to each other, mostly about nothing.

She misses the days where he wasn't so distant.

When their conversations weren't half filled with silence.

When he bit back with barbs of his own when she teased him over something meaningless.

When sometimes he'd start the conversation with something he'd noticed. Teasing or genuine it was a mixed bag.

It's like he doesn't even notice anything wrong.

It used to be better once.

now there's just the walking corpse of her brother being kept around.

It's no wonder she asked that he no longer be forced to linger.

It's no wonder she mourns the living.

(sorry if this isn't quite what you were expecting, it's been a hot minute)

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hi hello, I was re-awakened from my slumber by three (3) whole new asks wow.

Been a few years.

I apologize for my absence.

anyways I got into limbus company too, might take a little bit to re-do my intro post with that in mind (also uh, no I have still not played Ruina the UI does not work well with my brain, I know what happens but in broad strokes so please don't come by asking about something specific I will not know what you're talking about).

I do want to get back into doing this, but no promises since I am well aware of my limits.

(also might crosspost my limbus fanfiction I'm writing here since I really want to yell about that thing that is driving me up the wall (Yuri my precious angel I'm going to give you so many abandonment issues))

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Headcanon for Paradise Lost from Lobotomy Corp?

The... suit? the gift? The Weapon? I'm going to go with the gift because I'm a bit frazzled because it suddenly got very hot out.

This applies to all ego gifts really but when taken off they resemble props or costume pieces if they don't look like they can be removed.

The Paradise Lost wing resembles one of those wire posed angel wings you can find sometimes on cheep halloween costumes.

When worn the wing is entirely articulate however, able to be moved around like a regular wing that was just put on a human.

If someone had both the paradise lost wing and the twilight wing they could maybe be able to fly

the actual meaning behind the wing is that WhiteNight sees you as someone fit to be an apostle of his when the time is right.

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Heyo got some headcanons for tangle (aka repunzel)

sure thing there friend (sorry for the long wait, I've been everywhere except for lobotomy corporation for a while)

Tangled Dreams

She sleeps for most of the day, not even waking up when someone enters her room most of the time.

The hair brushing allows her to sense people even in her sleep however, so even in her deepest dreams she could be aware of your presence.

Her hair gets matted and tangled really easily, muddling her senses and drawing her to wakefulness. Brushing the hair out soothes her into a deeper dream.

Do not cut her hair, it may cause a sudden waking because it hurts her. She can feel every inch of her hair as though it were her skin.

When awake she has full control over her hair and can use it to move at startling speeds, she's been known to strangle people with it while awake before anyone could react.

If her hair ends up damaged or cut it fades to brown before disintegrating into dust without a connection to her.

The reason she likes pink or cute brushes more than dull or bland ones is because they're more often a fine comb that doesn't tug or break hairs.

She did like Taii a fair bit actually, it's just that it was in her nature to try and convince them to let her out. If it weren't in her nature, sh would have been content to slumber while they worked.

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Do you know about Arcane?

this is a lob corp blog what do you expect?

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Headcanons for piscine mermaid?

Fishy Fishy

She likes being sung to, she likes singing in general.

She likes singing along to music played in her room.

She doesn't like salt or salt water, which is why repression work is salting the water.

She has scratches and sores from the shallow water she's kept in, the salt irritates them and stings.

She doesn't exactly want to steal someone's soul, as is what happens when she kisses someone, it's just what she thinks her only option is to gain her freedom from the shallows.

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Random headcanon time

Judgment Bird hates the board game Monopoly. That is all.

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Random Headcanon time

Judgment Bird likes bells, especially little cat toy balls that have bells in them. That's attachment work giving them a jingly cat toy.

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Random Headcanon time

Binah has blond hair but dyed it black to fit the aesthetic.

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New headcanon, everyone agrees laetitia is to remain oblivious to everything that goes wrong in the facility so she keeps innocent. Everything changed however when a nugget discovered she had been taught to swear and an investigation was performed to find who taught her to say fuck.

Turns out nobody taught her, netzatch was drunk and she discovered the concept of swearing from hearing him do so.

anon I think that you are painting laetitia to be a bit too, well, like an actual child. And how would she have overheard Netzach, even if he was drunk I do not think he would just go over to laetitia's containment unit swearing like a sailor, and she does not leave her unit. Anon you can think what you want but I will think that you are putting Netzach into a single trait, he has more depth than just being drunk you know.

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I HC that funeral of dead butterflies can float/fly and so can his coffin.

When you defeat him he "floats" down into his coffin as it gently floats to the floor.

Am I crazy? Idk.

You're not crazy, that's a very valid headcanon for how he does that. I like it.

because my brain is silly I have now thought of him floating in the corner of his room like a neglected balloon.

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another random headcanon. Miss Red speaks french. I heard somewhere that the fairy tale was of french origin and now my brain will never let that one go.

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(One addition, I find it funny how you said to send some in and my immediate response was "how about 43 of them?", I released the horde to be appreciated.)

It's incredibly valid however, I was contemplating just saying, "you could just send them all in idk" as well but thought differently.