headlesskiddo
headlesskiddo
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al • 26 • they/them • hyperfocused on fungi, furby, calico critters, tapirs, and cute things
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headlesskiddo · 57 minutes ago
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in the club fully sober politely informing my friends that I don't like loud sounds and will be leaving early
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headlesskiddo · 1 hour ago
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kyaaaaaaa~! you pervert!
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headlesskiddo · 1 hour ago
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Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers
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headlesskiddo · 1 hour ago
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guys what's your methods? personally i think about doctors examining me, works like a charm
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headlesskiddo · 1 hour ago
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headlesskiddo · 20 hours ago
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headlesskiddo · 20 hours ago
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he does this when I try to nap
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headlesskiddo · 20 hours ago
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headlesskiddo · 20 hours ago
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headlesskiddo · 20 hours ago
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cant stop thinking about this beautiful and very mysterious gloopy lime jelly Cortinarius sp. i found in the forest recently… i have never seen one like it before not even in pictures… 🍋‍🟩 💚
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headlesskiddo · 20 hours ago
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headlesskiddo · 20 hours ago
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i’m at a party right now and i heard someone on a walkie talkie and i turned around and it’s a mom who left her kids home on their own for the first time ever (they’re old enough) and they live a few houses down so she gave them a walkie talkie to call her if they get nervous. they just walkietalkied her for permission to eat ice cream
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headlesskiddo · 1 day ago
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ngl i’ve been seeing patterns
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headlesskiddo · 1 day ago
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headlesskiddo · 1 day ago
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I neverr lose
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headlesskiddo · 1 day ago
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headlesskiddo · 2 days ago
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Some Scary Stories inspired Slashers
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