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Was tempted to tell off a terf for directing the usual “transmascs are damaged/confused/traitorous/brainwashed women” narrative at me today but on second thought I think I’d actually like to broadcast this one to a wider audience

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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]

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"one and done" without context

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"This moron is bucking for a section eight discharge, and I want you to help him get it!" "Bless you, sir."

M*A*S*H - S02E03 "Radar's Report"

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something

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There is still time by @/luvnotee

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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同じ力で相殺し合いながらおもちゃを取り合ってるハスキー見て

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From 'The Convent of Pleasure' (1678) by Margaret Cavendish

LADY HAPPY: I should be ungrateful should I not be not only your friend, but humble servant.

PRINCESS:  I desire you would be my mistress, and I your servant; and upon this agreement of friendship I desire you will grant me one request.

LADY HAPPY: Anything that is in my power to grant.

PRINCESS: Why then, I observing, in your several recreations, some of your ladies do accoutre themselves in masculine habits and act lovers’ parts, I desire you will give me leave to be sometimes so accoutred and act the part of your loving servant.

LADY HAPPY:  I shall never desire to have any other loving servant than yourself. 

PRINCESS: Nor I any other loving mistress than yourself.  

LADY HAPPY: More innocent lovers never can there be, Than my most princely lover, that’s a she.

PRINCESS:  Nor never convent did such pleasures give, Where lovers with their mistresses may live. 

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i need margaret houlihan to read the convent of pleasure. for her health.

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everything is very bad in this modern age but i truly think Merlin Bird ID App is a wonder so astonishing that it almost makes everything else worth it. like you can just sit somewhere and listen to birds and 4 minutes later you will know stuff you didn't know before. not only that but you might even retain that knowledge. this morning i sat with my coffee and let Merlin record my surroundings for 4 minutes and now i know 1) what a northern parula sounds like 2) that i have been listening to northern parulas for years without being aware that they even existed. this cheerful little gold-and-gray guy has been trilling at me my whole life and i've never known his name and now i do! you can sit there and hear something and think "that sounds familiar, i'd like to know what that is" and then look down and see the little bird ID light up LIVE. ohhh of course, a red-eyed vireo, how could i have forgotten. AI good actually.

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:(((((((

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same gif

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do you think hawkeye misses loon sounds