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HeartlessDex
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me
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actually they should just never release missing link. the name is too apt it鈥檚 gotta stay missing. gotta become like a digital myth or something like an ongoing dream/rumor/joke encompassing the internet that was never meant to become real. if it ever actually did become a thing it would kill the mystique. like goncharov
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Blue's words of wisdom:
Today marks the first day of infrequent updates and semi-reliable information taken directly from a guy who is only mediocre at a game franchise intended for children! Happy birthday, Heartlessdex! May your updates be ever infrequent.
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Blue's Words of Wisdom
Oh boy... Ohhh boy... I was about to start a new game on proud mode but accidently deleted my file. On every game. The HeartlessDex may have some techinical difficulties now because I lost everything but worry not! I will complete this Dex if it costs my right arm! (Which doesn't exist, for your information.)
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Giga Shadow Type: Pureblood Rank: Surprisingly Tough HeartlessDex#: 4 The most powerful of the Shadow family, these little buggers aren't so little. They aren't that challenging if they didn't have a motherload of HP. I wish us Blue Raphsodies could be like him.
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Mega Shadow Type: Pureblood Rank: Fairly Weak They're just Shadows on steroids. Be patient and they shouldn't give. You much trouble. Use the same strategy as the Shadows, but no need to worry. They don't come in packs.
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HeartlessDex is getting a makeover!!!
Not that anyone cares...
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Darkside Type: Pureblood Rank: Fairly Strong HeartlessDex: No 2 This thing used to give me nightmares as a kid! You know, giant heartless that pops out of your shadow? *Shudder* He's actually a pushover, but he sure looks scary. Lock on to his hand, but aim fo rthe face as much as possible. Try blocking his homing attacks, too.
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Shadow Type: Pureblood Rank: Weak HeartlessDex: No. 1 These guys are pathetic! If you have trouble (and you won't), try using Thunder.
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Blue's Words of Wisdom: Thought I was gone, did you?! Mwahaha! I never leave!
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Blue's Words of Wisdom
You aant uour sanctuary to be simple and clean, right?
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