If my son were gay,
I’d slap him
With a nice high five.
Because coming out to your dad,
Takes balls that most men don’t have.
If my son were gay,
I’d beat the hell out of him.
Because he said he was better than me
At Super Smash.
(He basically was asking
For me to kick his ass.)
If my son were gay,
I’d kick him out of the house.
Because why waste June on video games,
When there are sports to be played?
And just because he likes making out with boys,
Doesn’t mean he can’t tackle the shit out of them, too.
If my son were gay,
I’d call him a douche.
But only because this morning,
He ate the last peanut butter cup in the house.
(The jerk knows they’re my favorite.)
If my son were gay,
I’d still give him the talk.
I just wouldn’t have to worry about a baby in nine months.
If my son were gay,
I’d make fun of what he wears.
Because damn, son,
Those heels don’t go with that dress.
If my son were gay,
I’d tell him to be proud.
Because you’re human no matter the gender
On the other side of your mouth.
If my son were gay,
Nothing would be different at all.
Except that twenty years down the line,
I’ll be expecting a handsome son-in-law.
"If My Son Were Gay" - Nishat Ahmed (via 50shadesofacceptance)
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JENSEN ACKLES
PLAYING DEAN WINCHESTER
PLAYING JENSEN ACKLES
PLAYING DEAN WINCHESTER
TRYING TO ACT LIKE MISHA COLLINS
PLAYING MISHA COLLINS
PLAYING CASTIEL
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For the first time I regret all the other kisses; now I know how much a kiss can mean.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via atouchofredemption)
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Some nights I break. Some nights I heal. Tonight I shall fly.
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I love that when we curl up and watch a movie that our bodies for together perfectly. We don’t have to try and be comfy because whenever we are in each others arms we feel safe and loved.
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Love is natures way of tricking people into reproducing
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Probably my favorite picture ever.
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