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Steve and Robin discuss his sexuality because he's pretty sure he's been attracted to at least a couple different guys but because they're in a small town in the 80s and Robin is like you'd know if you were attracted to the same gender they conclude it means nothing

Fast forward to Steve getting pinned against the wall, he pulls Robin aside as soon as he can and is like I am very much into guys or at the very least one specific guy

Robin of course asks what led to this conclusion and upon finding out is more concerned about whatever issues Steve has that made getting a broken bottle held to his neck attractive

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Steve soon realizes something: Eddie eats a lot of candy.

So whenever they meet to hang out, he makes sure to bring Eddie candy, at least a little chocolate. Steve soon becomes a big fan of how Eddie's eyes light up when he offers him candy.

It also works to keep Eddie calm even for a moment, so he always carries it with him as a backup for emergencies. Eddie often gets anxious out of nowhere, which is normal for everything he's been through, and today is one of those days.

The older teens decided to spend time together, and although Eddie was very enthusiastic, he suddenly started to get very anxious. Maybe the others didn't notice, but Steve did.

"Eddie, will you help bring more beers?" Steve whispers. Eddie startles but nods.

When they are in the kitchen, Steve hands him a bag of gummies without saying anything as he pulls out more beers. Eddie quickly sits down happily on the kitchen counter and Steve decides to do the same and steal some gummies from him.

"I used to love these when I was a kid." Steve says.

"I don't know how you don't eat candy, Stevie, I could die if I don't eat candy"

Steve smiles warmly because he has already noticed it, and he thinks it's so cute.

"When I was a kid, I ate a lot of candy, but then... I grew up."

"So what gives you this level of bliss, man?" Eddie asks with a mouth full of gummies.

Steve laughs softly.

"Sex."

Eddie stops dead and looks at Steve in surprise, but holding a laugh, Steve gives him his best innocent smile.

"Now I understand why I haven't stopped eating candy like I did when I was 8 years old," says Eddie, eating another gummy. "I haven't unlocked that level yet"

Steve takes another gummy and, after a few seconds, says...

"I can help with that."

And he did it.

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Steve is telling Eddie about a boy that had approached him. About how he was flirting with him and Steve had to carefully, gently, tell him no while assuring him he is alright.

"God," Eddie says with a shake of his head. "You are so- I can't believe I ever thought you were-"

"Straight."

"An asshole," Eddie says at the same time. "Wait what. What do you mean straight."

"What do you mean what do I mean straight. I am telling you about a boy that flirted with me?"

"And you rejected?"

"Only because I've been trying to date you. Duh."

"WHAT"

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Eddie: Heyyy, you love me no matter what, right?

Steve, sighing: What did you do now?

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[Stonathan Quotes Part 29/?]

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- Jonathan, wingmanning Will: You just have to be honest with him about your feelings, Will. Remember, it's always best to be honest with people. And no matter what happens, I'll be here for you.

- Will: I guess you're right. Thanks, Jonathan.

- Jonathan: Anytime, bud.

- Steve, wingmanning Mike (or at least trying to): What the fuck are you waiting for, Wheeler, you dumbass? That little Byers will just magically realize you're head over heels for him?!

- Mike: H-hey! I'm not— I'm not "head over heels for Will," Harrington! And you're one to talk! You spent a whole year shitting yourself to ask Jonathan out, you chicken—!

- Steve: HEY—! Which one of us here is ACTUALLY dating a Byers? That's right, me! So shut your mouth, march your ass over there, and just kiss him! God, you're such a dumbass, Wheeler...

- Mike: *Scoffs* I don’t know what Jonathan sees in you...

- Steve: Well, I don't know what little Byers sees in you, Wheeler! *Scoffs* Why couldn't he be in love with Henderson instead of you...?

- Mike: HEY—!

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it's january 12th, which means mr farouk and mr ajayi are getting married

(i sure hope i read the date right)

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Older Eddie, trying to keep up with today's internet lingo: (Sighs) You are so boyfriend.

Steve, literally just sitting there reading the morning newspaper and sipping on his coffee: (Wondering what on earth his husband of ten-plus years and partner of nearly forty years is on about) Huh?

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Nick : I have feelings for you.

Charlie : Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Nick : I'm trash.

Charlie : As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?

Nick :

Nick : You smooth motherfucker.

Nick : And yes it does.

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Nick : My crush isn’t picking up on my hints.

Charlie : What hints have you given them?

Nick : Well, I think about them a lot.

Nick : And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

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Robin : How petty can you get?

Nancy : I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Steve : *about Nancy and Robin * They make a cute couple, huh?

Eddie: They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Eddie: Hey Robin , wanna third wheel on my date with Steve tomorrow?

Robin : Sure.

Eddie: Nancy ! Wanna third wheel on my date with Steve tomorrow?

Eddie: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Robin & Nancy : ...

Steve : Eddie...

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Steve : I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Eddie: This is a lie.

Eddie: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Eddie: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Eddie: I love you.

Steve , not paying attention: What was that?

Eddie: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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Will : Fight me!

Mike: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*

Mike: Fight me for the rest of our lives.