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Why is politics so polarized nowadays why always 1 or 2 why not both
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woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery
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I had a really good meme idea last night at 3 AM and now I can’t remember it
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I have a question—
“You’re muted”
*unmutes* I have a question...
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Benefits of Violin
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#classical music#orchestra memes#violin#musician humor#orchestra#music memes#strings#violin memes#music
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I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year
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r/nextfuckinglevel
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????
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Impossible.
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This is how it is for violin
I feel like where you sit in your section when the conductor lets you choose says a lot about you as a person
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I feel like where you sit in your section when the conductor lets you choose says a lot about you as a person
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this is the nicest thing someone’s ever done for me 🥰
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It’s really good and y’all should listen to it and sub to his YouTube channel
Can we talk about how Ray Chen just low key recorded an album at home in two days? What a legend.
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#classical music#music memes#classical music memes#violin#piano#orchestra memes#musician humor#music humor
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Messing up during a Bach performance be like
Me: ...
Me: Crap where the hell were we again
Fingers: 🤷🏻♀️ 😇
My brain: oh god what the hell oh my god everyone’s staring oh god oh god
Me: Calm down don’t panic we will just start on this measure see here—
Fingers: Lol w h a t m e a s u r e
Me: Can you at least do the muscle memory thing?!?!
Fingers: 💤 😴
Playing Bach be like
Me: wow what an awesome, epic start
Me: beautiful development, majestic chords
Me: wonder what I’m having for dinner
Me: what DO foxes say
Me: do fishes grasp the concept of water or do they have no way to experience what that is without dying
Fingers: *keep playing*
Me:
Fingers: *stop*
Me: wait are we at the end already?
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