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she wears short skirts I wear waistcoats she’s cheer captain and I’m alexander hamilton, my name is alexander hamilton, and there’s a million things i haven’t done, but just you wait

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literal Heathers song titles

Beautiful: high school still fucking sucks

Candy Store: i'll kick your ass. i'll kick anyones ass

Fight For Me: violence turns me on

Freeze Your Brain: 7-11 turns me on

Big Fun: go home you're drunk

Dead Girl Walking: sex

The Me Inside of Me: how to fake a suicide note 101

Very: spooky heather hell dream

Blue: huge dicks have sad smaller dicks

Our Love is God: hello naughty children it's murder time

Prom or Hell?: guess who fucked up

My Dead Gay Son: gay or european but gayer

Seventeen: murder isn't cool anymore

Shine a Light: well anyway here's my life story

Lifeboat: problematic fave turns into cinnamon roll

Shine a Light Reprise: literally the worst fucking song in this musical

Kindergarten Boyfriend: cinnamon roll deserves happiness

Yo Girl: surprise bitch bet you thought you'd seen the last of me

Meant to be Yours: i'm gonna kill my girlfriend

Dead Girl Walking Reprise: i'm gonna kill my boyfriend

I Am Damaged: wait a sec i need to sing a song before i die

Seventeen: high school still fucking sucks but slightly less

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me: i’m going to watch the heathers bootleg again! 

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cute outfits and murder: the musical

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When someone attractive makes a theatre reference

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Kristolyn Lloyd as Heather Duke

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Turning on the Heathers cast recording like

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we can start and finish wars, we’re what killed the dinosaurs

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you chucked me out like i was trash for that you should be

rewarded because that is what i am

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westerburg’s best hangover cure! 

so i had to do a “product” shoot for my portfolio and since i specialize in theater and stage i shot something heathers-esque! 

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Heathers (1988)

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i’m always a slut for playbills

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99% of all musicals: I'm going to the BIG CITY! I'm gonna be on BROADWAY and I'm gonna make it BIG!! I'M MAKING MY DREAMS A REALITY!! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN THE CITY OF LIGHTS!!!!!!! GEE I LOVE THE BIG APPLE

RENT: we are rotting in this garbage town