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Glass Snakes

Eicher Glass on Etsy

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A Wyll prompt this time :>

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Tav (Baldur's Gate), Original Female Character(s), Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate), Astarion (Baldur's Gate), Gale (Baldur's Gate), Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate), Wyll (Baldur's Gate), Halsin (Baldur's Gate), Volothamp Geddarm Additional Tags: Female Tav (Baldur's Gate), Dragonborn Tav (Baldur's Gate), Barbarian Tav (Baldur's Gate), Named Tav (Baldur's Gate), Misunderstandings, but in a funny way, Comedy, Emerald Grove Tiefling Party (Baldur's Gate), Bisexual Disasters All Around, Innuendo, Eye Trauma Briefly Mentioned, honestly I don't even know what relationship tags to put on this lol, Tav is horny for everyone but zero sex happens Series: Part 2 of Trash Lizard Chronicles Summary:

With how horny most of the Tadfools are, Crista thought it would be easy to have some fun after the Tiefling party. She had no idea how wrong she was.

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Crista, contemplating the life choices that led her to this moment:

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Before voting, spin the wheel and get a Lord of the Rings character.

Not sure who your character is? You can look them up on this Tolkien Gateway character list, or just vote based on vibes.

For the purposes of the game, assume your vote is not "LaCE compliant." (That is, fucking an elf does not instantly mean marriage or death for that elf.)

Poll concept from @pollsnatural.

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Maximum security

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When the heroes are not in the camp

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yes.

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probably my most powerful interpersonal communication hack is to, whenever possible, ask either/or questions rather than yes/no questions

for example, when chatting with coworkers, i’ll often ask if they have any fun weekend plans. but let’s be real - we all feel like friendless losers when someone asks that question and we go “uhhhhh… no.” so instead, i phrase it as “so, do you have anything fun planned over the weekend, or are you just going to enjoy having some time to relax?”

phrased like this, there’s rarely any awkwardness. you’ve presented two options & given both equally positive connotations, so your conversational partner has an automatic “out,” so to speak

but it works for higher stakes conversations too!!!! my mom was saying this weekend how she and her neighbor both like walking around the neighborhood & that she wanted to suggest they take a walk together sometime, but was worried about how to approach the conversation

so i said “how about you just say ‘i’ve noticed we both like taking walks! would you be interested in going for one together, or do you use walks for some precious alone time?’”

now Walking Neighbor has an automatic “get out of jail free card” if she wants to say no!!!! which means my mom doesn’t have to worry about the conversation being uncomfortable, because she’s set it up to go smoothly

either/or questions rather than yes/no questions. it is really like magic

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Urban Fantasy concept: Minotaur as an emergent phenomenon. Any sufficiently labyrinthine structure, left unattended for long enough, has a chance of generating a minotaur, if the area is properly “primed” by any kind of mass “sacrificial” death; from there the minotaur self-perpetuates by murdering Urbex practitioners, health inspectors, and dumb teens looking for a hangout. 

Premodern Minotaurs were generated at human sacrifice sites and perpetuated themselves due to, you know, already existing at human sacrifice central. Contemporary Minotaurs are generated at the sites of major industrial accidents resulting from negligence, such as the triangle shirtwaist fire, mine collapses, and the Chernobyl meltdown.

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don't tell me he doesn't take naps on his balcony

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i love that discord doesn't tell you if someone's read your messages. like genuinely. normalize others not needing every second of your time right away. normalize taking time to formulate a proper answer. normalize this.

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Its been a bit since my last time selling designs, but since it's mermay I got some inspiration to draw some neat fish men! My starting asking price is $100 for either but I am fully willing to haggle prices as I am very out of the loop with how designs are currently being priced. Please let me know if there's a better price or something I'm missing. I am currently also only using paypal as a form of payment. Thank you and I hope everyone has a safe and wonderful day!

EDIT- Ah, as I said my brain is scrambled and I forgot to originally add, I'm open to selling them also if you supported a Palestinian fundraiser/esims for their amount. A screenshot of your recite will be your payment as that's a much more worth fund!

Red-tailed Catfish - $60

Ki Utsuri Koi _ $60

They can also both be found on toyhouse(will of course remove if bought)