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look into your heart and you will find little raccoon baby brother

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in the order of biggest lovejoy fans, it goes 1. tommyinnit, 2. ranboolive, and 3. everyone else. i’m just right

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this is entrapment

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when i was 10 or so i was deathly afraid of vampires so i stole the garlic powder from my mom’s spice cabinet and kept it in my coat pocket and if i was out at night with like my parents and thought someone was acting really sus i’d try to surreptitiously sprinkle a lil garlic powder on them 

like imagine a weird little girl deciding you failed her vibe check and promptly seasoning you 

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a little comic about situational awareness. it’s my first comic, so I hope it’s alright.

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hi please stop and watch this video of a baby raccoon herding goats

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wtf?

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I’ve been wanting to do a thing like this for a while. Behold my amazing animu mongah skills there wow swoons

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"Techno's limbo is the prison" "techno's limbo is the l'manburg hole" no you're wrong. It's limbo, not hell. It's a place of permanent stasis where things happen but nothing changes. Wilbur's was jubilee line, where trains pass now and then, never stopping for him.

Hear me out: to keep with the theme of stasis, I believe techno's limbo is hypixel skywars. At the end of each match, it just restarts another. Faceless opponents. Nothing ever changes and techno never loses, even when he tries. Just one match after another, into eternity. The winstreak stops counting at 9999

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I heard there was a special place…

Hard to believe it’s been a whole year since L’Manburg won its independence! o7

Also I’m so sorry to Jane Hirschfield, whose beautiful poem on life and loss I butchered for a block man comic lmao

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exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream

quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him

quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you

tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house

dream: are you ghostbur?

ghostbur: yes!

Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)

dream:

dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?

jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis

dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman

ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm

Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy

purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit

dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this

technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first

dream: you’re literally a pig

technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British

Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.

glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something

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Ah, the good ol’ L’manberg days

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Consider this, for the "Philza being married to Kristin who is death thing":

Fundy is born dead. He doesn't move or breathe, for about full ten minutes.

Until he finally does.

That night, Wilbur dreams of Kristin. And she's apologizing profusely, for scaring him so much.

But she was just so excited to finally meet her grandson.

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I wanted to come up with a philza design, so I made a bird man. ft. his giant wife and goddess of death (the tattoo glows when he's healing from damage)

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