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why doesn’t tumblr just fill all the buttcracks and nipples with blood if it was good enough for bryan fuller to get ‘hannibal’ on nbc it’s good enough for this backwater hellsite

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i read this as 'this tiny bitch' and was fully engaged to find out what this tiny bitch did

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Ya     F E E L     me ?

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full name: tom marvolo riddle nicknames: the dark lord started as a childish conceit; as friendly banter between friends - and yet sincerity has begun to creep in. lately, in private, he toys with the idea of lord voldemort. nationality: british mbti: intj zodiac: capricorn schooling (and house, if applicable): hogwarts, slytherin. first prefect, then head boy. attended various clubs; now he’s a professor, he hosts his own, ostensibly for talented students who could benefit from advanced defence against the dark arts study.   wand: 13½", yew, phoenix feather core special skills: tom has always been uncommonly talented at almost any magic he can respect. he is a parselmouth, a legilimens despite his tender age, and capable of great feats of magic, dark and normal alike. at present, he also has a gift for charm and storytelling; he does not yet believe himself to be invulnerable. boggart: his own dead body. mirror of erised: easy; immortality, and nothing less. amortentia: he’d claim nothing - perhaps that’s even true some of the time. hard to predict how being conceived by amortentia will affect one, let alone how three horcruxes might. still, back when he first came into contact with it, there was the faint whiff of dry parchment, a tang of something sweet and rotten, and the taste of a thunderstorm. top three qualities important to them: loyalty. bereft of a family and having grown up alone, he is somewhat obsessive about loyalty, and already known for punishing those who betray him and heaping rewards on those who he perceives as committed enough. flexibility; if you cannot adapt to the changing circumstances of what tom needs, what use are you at all? fear; much the same as flexibility. worst thing about them: beyond his amoral and callous approach to the lives of other people is perhaps the fact that tom cannot even begin to understand why he shouldn’t do what he does. he has more intense emotions than most, and fewer categories for them - and with each horcrux, his humanity ebbs futher away. first impressions: studious, serious eyes with the barest hint of a smile. an easy charisma; an understanding of your problems. porcelain skin, a touch inhuman in direct sunlight. aesthetics: gunshot residue at the fingertips of a glove, long buried. spiders skittering from flashes of light, then curled like corpse fingers on the floor. a raging fire trapped in glass. bruised knees, clean and childish, knelt on a bare wooden floor. a magpie lining its empty nest with trinkets like children. balled fists digging bloody grooves in palms that want. character parallels: iago, othello. damien, the omen. yzma, emperor’s new groove. kaa, jungle book. dennis reynolds, it’s always sunny in philadelphia (MY TOOOOOLS) gif that represents them:

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hey everyone! hope you’re having a good week! as we mentioned in response to an ask earlier this week, we are on schedule to open our discord this friday, the 28th of september. we’ll be posting the link at 7pm est on that day! thank you to everybody who’s been participating and making this an already lovely community to be a part of! we’re all looking forward to plotting with and getting to know you! if you have any questions in the mean time, feel free to shoot us an ask.

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04. MIGHT FOR RIGHT

albus dumbledore, long hailed “the last hope” for wizarding europe, dueled his former friend- to a draw. gravely injured and unable to return to his post at hogwarts, he withdrew from wizarding society as a whole. whispers grew into outcry quickly in his absence- were the injuries more grave than the public had been led to believe? was he too ashamed to show his face? had he abandoned them?

all but unaware of these rising concerns, dumbledore finds himself properly outside the protective bubble of hogwarts for the first time in decades- and begins to consider just what is at stake. with perhaps the entirety of the wizarding world at risk of folding to grindelwald and his forces, and feeling no lack of personal responsibility for this movement, he decides to act in secret. finally he sees the need for a safety net.

that comes in the form of the round table. a group of albus dumbledore’s most trusted and respected friends, these people are united under one ideal: in a war such as this, to be neutral is to be on the side of the enemy. it is with these sentiments that he begins to build his own group of loyal supporters.

grindelwald’s philosophy -that of those who hold the power creating the narrative- served as the inspiration for this secret society’s name. in true Arthurian fashion, their mission statement draws on chivalry; the strong should at all costs protect the weak, wherever possible - and that, they think, should extend to every muggle and muggleborn suffering under grindelwald’s revolution. risking azkaban for even the discussion of interfering in the war in europe, these carefully-chosen few begin to plan direct strikes.

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full name: anatole laertes rosier nicknames: tolly, a leftover from his toddling days that he has rather outgrown, and finds frustrating as an adult. nationality: french-english. his father would put the heavy emphasis on the french; his mother, the english. mbti: istj - the extreme organiser. zodiac: libra, 13 october. schooling: a slytherin after some dithering about ravenclaw, later a prefect. wand: 11½", mahogany, dragon heartstring. inflexible but powerful. special skills: astonishing recall of his life and actions, primarily because he has written a diary entry almost every day since he was old enough to write. supernatural ability to repress his feelings to the point of physical illness. a wizarding chess grandmaster at the tender age of 25.

boggart: taking veritaserum and being asked how he feels. mirror of erised: he dares not look. but, probably, freedom from the expectant shackles of family and society.

amortentia: he'd cut his own throat before he'd be anywhere near it. but - soot after an explosion, linseed oil, and fresh-drying ink, with the barest whisper of fresh sweat. top three qualities important to them: punctuality, the ability to organise oneself, and the understanding that sometimes one's personal comfort cannot take precedence over the status quo. worst thing about them: inaction. outside of a chess game, his actions have only the appearance of decisiveness; he takes a long time to figure out a play before he makes it, sometimes causing a situation that could have been salvaged to lead to ruin. first impressions: grey and dull; the physical representation of the accountant who sits in on the company meeting and says nothing. civil and polite to the point of seeming devoid of personality. not the man you invite to your wild birthday party. handsome, but boring. aesthetics: a chess piece shattered in slow motion by a decisive checkmate. a thin line of lips pressed together humorlessly after a joke. a quill pen scratching methodically across a new page. a suspended moment where everything could change if he could only open his mouth. the seething, churning dark red that hides just beneath the surface. character parallels: raymond holt, brooklyn 99. jeeves the butler. claude frollo, hunchback of notredame. javert, les miserables. the president of the neutrals, futurama. gif that represents them: 

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03. PURE & NOBLE

tom riddle has always had a way with words. as a student at hogwarts, it was those words that began to build him an army. the knights of walpurgis are his proto-death eaters, a small gang of old names he has flattered and cajoled into following him, with everything from open affection, to petty displays of power, to promises of violence when he finally takes his rightful place in society.

now those five original boys are grown and graduated, and their nepotistic fingers taking root across wixen society, it is time for tom to expand his influence. with no albus dumbledore to oppose his appointment as professor of defence against the dark arts, he has already picked up two years worth of promising young graduates, inviting ever-more-connected families into his inner circle.

the young, promising recruits and old friends seep out into a world already tense. as the first wizarding war rages on with no sign of stopping, tom quietly instructs his followers on how to take advantage of the situation. as time marches on, the old knights are given different remits on how to disrupt the world around them, while the new vy for the attention of their benevolent leader.

muggle attacks, grindelwald scares, and charity balls, cries the daily prophet.  

it cannot end well.

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hi everyone! 

we’ve gotten out the bulk of our planned previews, and are now looking toward canon/face reservations! we’ve scheduled our reserves to open to members tomorrow (saturday the 21st) at 2pm est. you can go ahead and send us an ask, and you may remain anonymous as long as you include an alias with it. we are accepting two reserves per person, and those can be in whatever configuration you like- a canon with a face, two faces, two canons, etc. please don’t hesitate to [ ask ] if you have a question.

for your convenience during reservations, we are also reattaching the [ notable canons ] and the [ surnames ] list.

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hey everybody! 

first of all, the warmest of welcomes to everybody who’s introduced themselves to far! we were excited to get the chance to read a little bit about you- and for anyone else who’d like to fill one out, our questionnaire can be found [ here ]. 

as we get close to our first round of reserves, we wanted to release something aesthetics-related. below the cut you’ll find our main profile - just the page you’ll be taken to upon clicking an account’s name. your freestyle (no word count) application will be stored there for ease of access. that means that the application will go directly into the signature- with as much or little coding as you like! 

as always, our [ ask ] box is always open, anonymous or otherwise! please don’t hesitate with any comments or questions.

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This is what happens when you’re a vampire. You have to watch everyone die. Your mother and father. All your friends. Sometimes brutal, like slipping and falling onto a giant spike. Or falling asleep in an autumn pile of leaves and having some of them block your windpipe. Or making the simple mistake of fashioning a mask out of crackers and being attacked by ducks, geese, swans.

What We Do In The Shadows (2014) dir.Taika Waititi

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The only vampires rule everyone should know about.

FullVid

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MYSTERY THICKENS OVER TAP DANCE DISAPPEARANCE!

critics hail ‘best show of all time’ after rastrick vanishes

the department for magical law enforcement is calling for calm after one of xavier rastrick’s dance partners sensationally claimed he was abducted by grindelwald.

rastrick, who has not been seen in public since vanishing into a puff of white smoke at the end of a solo critics are hailing as 'the most accomplished performance of all time’, has stumped investigators with his disappearance. 

aurors stress that there is no evidence gellert grindelwald has been spotted in britain. a source, who asked not to be named for this article, said: “what would be the point of abducting a tap dancer anyway?”

speculatation has run rife since the performer’s most recent stunt, with everything from gambling debts to his upcoming marriage being blamed.

the only thing that’s sure - when he finally taps his way back into town, he will be playing to a full audience!

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 stuck in the 70s

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I hope you die. I hope we both die.