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MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?

Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay

MBMaBM Fan: What?

Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?

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idc anymore i think we should be a burden to each other

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Out of pure curiosity and fun!

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this is not about how attractive the character is but instead the quality and skill of the foot to peen contact

this is specifically about foot to peen btw. If we've got foot in box action Johnny takes no diff and it isn't fair

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idc anymore i think we should be a burden to each other

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Why aren't more women creampieing me right this moment : (

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I want this engraved on my headstone when I die

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I'm in the pronouns aisle at Walmart throwing everything all over the fucking place

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Todd Howard’s brain is equal parts American idolatry, stupidity, and a pathological need to lie

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guy who thinks people in puppy masks and leashes are disgusting and inappropriate surprisingly okay with jewelry that advertizes you as being part of a lifelong sexual exclusivity pact (wedding ring)

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smugpilled jugmaxxer

b y e b y e

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Skeleton Knight

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lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

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(girl with adhd voice) yeah i just love in fiction when a character has a superpower thats also a disability. like a power that changes how they interact with the world in exciting ways but also has terrible drawbacks to their daily life. no real reason why

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fun Hecate fact, in addition to all the magic and darkness stuff shes also the goddess of drugs and herbs, combined with her 3 bodies, she can be your 3 weed smoking gfs

What I'm hearing is she has the ancient magical estrogen of the night