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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies
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I know u reblogged this pic of like how to cuddle with ur kidnapped gf or something and I can't fucking find it bro i just wanna see it to know if i remember it correctly
Anyways so i have been stalking ur blog tryna find it and u post some weird shit. Its like freaky weird but in a good way yknow
U seem like u got some disorder. From a diagnosed schizophrenic
Im going to try finding that fucking post now
Yeah I remember that post, I reblog from the heart and that’s why it is freaky and weird
And I got oversized cock disorder unfortunately
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In Scotland "Mr Beast" would be the name of the village pedophile
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i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead
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Before and after yep hes mustard gravy


Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite
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My friend asked for one so she shall receive



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I love bartering with my friends
Yes I will fix your pants for some soup <3
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The bar next door is playing that stupid pink pony song
I can’t escape it
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What I wouldn’t give to be 115lbs again
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