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Everything costs me money and it's not even that good

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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I’m going to be on food network but as the food wish me luck.

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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you will not guess where this ao3 summary is going

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snoopy of the day

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🇮🇷 Tehran, Iran - A man restores a well-known mural depicting the US flag with bombs and skulls, and the phrase “Down with the USA.”

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We need to bring back free the nipple

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before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

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My jaw dropped

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it does kind of slaughter me a little bit every time i'm reminded of how near-universally associated slenderman is with the phrase "collect my pages" when the fundamental conceit of the game being referenced is that slenderman will hunt you down with murderous intent if you so much as go near his pages