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And how leftists use “conservative” for anything right of “we all serve the hive mind”

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i’ll say it til the cows come home but as undeniably strange as the star wars prequels are, george lucas’ direction with anakin was downright fucking inspired. people were waiting for whatever badass backstory lucas was sure to give them, awaiting a naturally intimidating actor with rogueish charm to be cast, waiting for this masterpiece of badass villainy or whatever, and george lucas is like no, no, i’ve got you. and then he finds the one man on the planet who looked babier than baby mark hamill and says, “his main personality trait will be being weird and awkward, secondary personality trait loving his wife, tertiary personality trait being incredibly good at murder, and all of these traits will do battle on the silver screen for three movies until they all win in possibly the worst way.” that fucking rules. george lucas could’ve done anything with darth vader and he willingly, enthusiastically chose mentally unstable college student who is somehow married but his only friend is his kind-of dad. that fucking rules, top down, that’s fucking exquisite. if you don’t think that premise is inherently entertaining you’ve got no taste

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See if I had to describe the 2020 election so far I’d say Bernie be making sense but Biden be making dollars... and Trump be making bitcoins by which I mean he’s mostly bullshit but he prolly gonna win because people believe the nonsense.

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What a lot of people are missing about the Force Healing but in the Rise of Skywalker is what is required to do it. Not only does it take a massive amount of energy but also a drive to protect someone they care about. A Jedi, at least how they’re presented in the prequels and originals, could not do it as they lack an attachment.

In summary, force healing is a dark side force power which is why the only people we’ve seen do it are the Palpatines and baby Yoda (who force choked someone in the previous epidode)

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They did this in Jedi Fallen Order and I laughed so hard

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imagine if people defended john boyega and kelly marie tran from racists as much as they defend adam driver from people who call him ugly

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Is this an alignment chart?

anonymous requested: star wars + favourite minor character

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Sometimes I think about the future of self driving cars and how everyone I talk to about that future is like “okay but in an emergency we’ll be able to take back manual control, right?” and I usually placate them by saying, yeah, that’s totally how it’ll happen, but actually we’re already seeing the opposite. Cars with “self driving” features like steering and breaking that kick in and take control from the driver if the driver is about to rear end someone or is in a dangerous situation because the truth is computers can think faster and have better reflexes than us and I think about this going into the future and how if the self-driving cars are able to share their data with each other and learn from the driving experiences of every car on the road soon we’ll have cars that are so massively experienced at driving and avoiding accidents and making microsecond decisions and partial degree turns of the wheels and being so damn precise that automobile accidents will be almost unheard of and that’s when we’ll develop the most wasteful hilarious extreme sport in history where a single human driver will go up against an arena of ultra smart self driving cars and just by driving around recklessly try to coral them into crashing into each other and I tell you I would watch that sport all day.

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I have watched Avatar, Korra, and The Clone Wars on repeat for about six years in a row but if @gingerrrella rewatches one more GOD DAMN episode of the office I’m gonna have an aneurism

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clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person, i literally do not mind if my boyfriend sends me a picture of a car he likes at 3am even if I’m not really into cars, his first thought was ‘i know imma send that to my girlfriend’ and yes i love that shit

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There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part. So just give me a happy middle. And a very happy start.

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Everyone hates being sung happy birthday, and everyone hates singing happy birthday, so what the fuck are we doing here.

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insp

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Whoever coined the phrase “Kill two birds with one stone” must have been a pretty sick fuck with good aim.

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Whenever you feel sad just remember… someone out there has just been caught masturbating by their mom

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“Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.”

—Han Solo on the daily