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A quote from my sister tonight

"You can't blame me for wanting to fuck a lizard man if you like Post Malone."

I am deceased 🤣

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I haven't posted on here in so long. 😅 But I figured this was a proper place to imortalize these creations.

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:/

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Mike Pence has a fly on his head. It was there for a solid two minutes during the debate. 😂

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whenever youre having sex theres a couple guys inside your balls furiously shoveling coal into a furnace

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This may be dating myself a bit; I think they should run the next Presidential debate on Nickelodeon. Everytime one of the canidates talks over the moderator they get slimed. No joke. When they run outta slime it switches to a bonk on the head with a fish like in the Amanda Show.

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Apparently California is burning as well, so here’s a list of Cali sites accepting evacuee horses:

Rancho Villa Cielo-  Murrieta, CA

Spurs & Sprockets Ranch- Bakersfield, CA

Ananda Ranch- Grenada, CA

Shasta Valley Ranch- Montague, CA

Skyelark Ranch- Edgewood, CA

Iron Horse Unlimited- Mount Shasta, CA

Wings Ranch- Solvang, CA

Big 7 Ranch- Santa Margarita, CA

Three Creeks- Creston, CA

Jennings Ranch- Sonora, CA

Hold Your Horses Evacuation is helping to move horses out of harm’s way (925-584-1976)

I can get phone numbers for most of these folks, as well as more ranch names if you need them- message me here, or on discord at MistAndMagic #3595. I tried my best to cross-check and make sure they wouldn’t be in the path of the fires, and again, if any of y’all have anything to add, please, please do. 

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

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8.16.20. USA

In major cities across the country, mailboxes are being removed or locked.

👆🏼At the same time, FedEx is halting deliveries to Black neighborhoods in Chicago.

The new changes come from Trump’s appointed Postmaster General, Louis DeJoy, justifying the cuts as cost-saving.

Ask yourself why any public service should operate as a business.

Ask yourself why this country centralizes power to allow for 1 person to destroy an entire public service. Why does the presidency exist and why should they have this power?

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Spooktober in VRChat

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This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

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Juneteenth.  

In Texas, approximately 250,000 people were still being held in slavery when, on June 19, 1865, Union troops, led by Major General Gordon Granger, arrived in Galveston to announce that the war had ended and that all slaves were now free.

Today is a day for commemorating the freedom of all people living in the United States.

Keep fighting for true equality.

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“The problem is that white people see racism as conscious hate, when racism is bigger than that. Racism is a complex system of social and political levers and pulleys set up generations ago to continue working on the behalf of whites at other people’s expense, whether whites know/like it or not. Racism is an insidious cultural disease. It is so insidious that it doesn’t care if you are a white person who likes black people; it’s still going to find a way to infect how you deal with people who don’t look like you. Yes, racism looks like hate, but hate is just one manifestation. Privilege is another. Access is another. Ignorance is another. Apathy is another. And so on. So while I agree with people who say no one is born racist, it remains a powerful system that we’re immediately born into. It’s like being born into air: you take it in as soon as you breathe. It’s not a cold that you can get over. There is no anti-racist certification class. It’s a set of socioeconomic traps and cultural values that are fired up every time we interact with the world. It is a thing you have to keep scooping out of the boat of your life to keep from drowning in it. I know it’s hard work, but it’s the price you pay for owning everything.”

Shared from Candice Patton