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D/TechnicallyCorrect

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Day and Night Version 2

Shout out to my 2 favorite racing games you can find in your select Round One Arcades

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this is weirdly relatable

Realised I never posted my worm mogi edit

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Prepare to cringe

Okay, let's get the obvious out of the way. It says "every" car, but these are in fact just the cars from chapter 1. There are 7 other chapters so they're missing around 30 other cars.

Then the next most obvious point about this. None of these cars are actually the cars from the show. They are just cars that kinda look like the cars from the show.

I mean, it's not hard to get the right car, when the show literally tells you what car it is, and yet somehow they managed to get every single one wrong.

So let's start with the FD RX7. That's not an RX7. This is kinda hilarious, because they have an FD RX7 later in the vid. They could have literally just put that here.

Next, the skyline. Well you did get a Skyline GTR at least. But the R32 wasn't released until after the show aired, let alone when it's set. Good job.

The Honda Civic. Completely the wrong Honda Civic. The one in the anime isn't an Si-R2 or an EG6, but it's funny to me that wanted an EG6 and got an Si-R2 instead.

The S18. They literally say it's a cut and shut S13. The clue is in the name guys. I can't believe they actually try to convince us, that that's what an S18 is. Are you high or what?

The S15. They gave up lying about cut and shuts at this point, and just literally labelled it as the wrong car. Why an S14? It's even the X line. The X line is only about 2 years old. You're about 30 years off the car you needed.

The FC RX7. Here's the FD RX7 I mentioned earlier. If you'd just swapped the two cars around, you would have been closer.

The S13. You actually got an S13. Good job, that's the first time you've gotten the model correct. Unfortunately literally everything else is wrong.

The AE86. The car so named because of the AE86 engine inside. And the engine isn't an AE86. You had literally one job.

Still, they did say it was supposed to be the A10B modded Corolla. But that's not a Corolla for a start, that's a sprinter.

Also that's not even an A-line engine. That's a range rover engine. Why on earth did you put that in there?

The suspension is far too low so now it can't "inertia drift". You know, the whole thing from the meme that's it's famous for. In fact it literally can't do half of the drifts seen in season one now. Good job, you got an F4 drift car and made go in a straight line. Imagine getting the world's slowest lap on the Nürburg ring.

There's no back end weight distribution, so this thing will roll going downhill at speed.

You ADDED weight instead of reducing it, so now the damn thing will dovetail on corners.

Those filters in the front will make a mechanic cry. This thing's gonna break down faster than a rotary.

What on earth did you do to that muffler? Enjoy having no output due to fuel efficiency issues.

Those aren't alloy wheels. Those are regular stock steel wheels, they just painted them black. And while we're on that, that's not a carbon fibre hood, that's a stock they painted black. You can literally order a carbon fibre hood for less money, than it actually costs for the black paint.

These are the kind of weebs that keep Robert Opron up at night.

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Honestly, whenever I try to look up anything to do with the year 1984, all I seem to get is stuff to do with the book rather than the year.

It's insane.

nineteen eighty four if it was a shitty booktok romance novel

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1984

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i don't believe it. it happened again.

i didn't even mention the year. shake my head.

nineteen eighty four if it was a shitty booktok romance novel

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Do you use a steak knife to spread butter too?

and then they call the less-developed nations stupid.

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I have to keep correcting fools

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I once went to the Congo to aid with environmental education and the operator gave me Um Bongo and I had to sit there in awkward silence drinking my drink not mentioning the obvious for fear of looking too egg-shaped.

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I don't want to use the internet. I don't even want to use the dark web. I want to use the super-secret still operational Micronet 800 in 2025, that's run by an FBI agent named Bob.

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When you know the game that Polybius actually was and that it wasn't in fact a myth.

Bonus points if you know why this guy is an idiot.

How ironic that Barati supremacy is not it fact hype but the people trying to disprove it scientifically actually are driven by hype. When did scientific documentation become a game of follow the leader and not, you know, scientific documentation.

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ask michael jackson

how do i become a Car

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Well-meaning idiot: "Hey bro, I heard you like the Summer '85 Citroen CX, so I bought you an '85 Chevy Camero." A smart person: "No! You fool! Run for your life!" The idiot: [Hops in the Camero to make his escape] The giftee: [Hops in the D-Class and gives chase]

True Story, in fact it's literally what Initial D was based on. No cap. Go research it. Bunta is literally meant to be Robert Opron, the Citreon car designer. Takumi is based on his daughter, Henrietta AKA "Gunma Youkai", 'the demon of the Tokyo mountain pass'.

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