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leftover rice, better than bouillon chicken broth, green onion, egg drop, and an entire fucking head and stalk of young garlic make a soup with a ridiculously high reward to effort ratio. thank you alliums

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New York City, 1970s

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okay guys we've all had a lot of fun with the whole "five day work week" thing but let's stop joking around. we only need three. four at the absolute maximum

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you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”

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they hate it when you’re pretty and slightly off-putting

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An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

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“When I was very young I was sort of floored by the fact that my mother and my father and everyone I knew was going to die one day, and myself too. I had a sort of a philosophical crisis. I couldn’t believe that we were mortal. For some reason that knowledge sort of overshadowed my experience. I was unhappy for some time. I got into a lot of trouble.“

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Batman Beyond S01E13 “Ascension”

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i know it’s august but i was just thinking about how awesome and underrated alvin and the chipmunks meet the wolfman is

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❦ 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖆 𝕽𝖎𝖈𝖈𝖎 𝖔𝖓 𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝕿𝖆𝖑𝐤 ❦

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Every time I drink alcohol I just pick an album to be tipsy. Like let me judge that album based on the hallucinations it provokes.

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Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.