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Okay, but Greta was so fucking stupid for killing Brahms. Like, he killed for her, he begged her to stay, I would've IMMEDIATELY FOLDED as soon as he said he'd be a good boy. Like, he's literally a grizzly bear, he's probs like 6'0"+ oh my god, like, dude he's actually so fucking strong, bad example but it's so hard to lift someone up off the bound and pin them to the wall with just two hands like, bro-

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It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

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omg

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you can think what im crazy BUT HIS HANDS—🙏🏻🙏🏻

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would fall asleep to this every single night

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Slashers: *Just standing there*

Slashers: *Just drinking water*

Slashers: *Manspreading*

Slashers: *Literally just breathing*

Us:

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okay but greta was so stupid???

like hear me out?

brahms was huge? like grizzly huge? was rich? had a mansion? good wine? lifetime of free groceries and bills? obsessed with her so he would never cheat? english hence the sexy accent? would have sliced anyone who looked at her wrong (or simply looked at her and i am not complaining)? obedient? adored her? would have cooked for her if she asked?

i am sorry guys

he was a catch in my demure little books

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:3

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Let me love them!!!!

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watched the boy and I'm absolutely baffled as to how this woman saw this tall, masked, cardigan wearing british man kill her abusive bf, say stuff like "ill be good" and bend to her will, but STILL kill him instead of going freaky mode and breaking all the headboards tables etc in that beautiful house. 0/10 why did he have like 5 mins of screentime greta is STUPID

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Seriously, I'm ready to sell my soul to the devil for this, haha.

I don't understand why it's been 9 years since The Boy movie came out and I still don't see James Russell on my screens??

I was up all night because I was thinking about how unfair it all is. Why is the world missing out on such a beautiful, talented and charismatic man??? I would love to see him everywhere, in movies, TV shows and so on, I don't fucking care where, but I don't have that opportunity, all the content with him has to be gathered literally by fucking bits and pieces. I think he could reach great heights in the cinema. And I wish he wasn't known as a one role actor (Brahms Hillshire, nothing against Brahms - he's in my heart forever and it's love at first sight ❤️❤️❤️) but as someone with many great roles, he has huge potential to become a major actor!

This all makes me very sad💔😢

I know it's unlikely James will ever see or read this, but know that we want to see more of you, you're awesome 😎

Sorry for the mistakes, writing through a translator.

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They seriously gave Brahms enough childlike innocence to make him cute and obedient enough manish charm and chest hair to make him hot made him BEG as if that wouldn't sexually confuse us made him bratty enough to keep him interesting and enough of a perv to know he Fucks™ and like???? The director got mad we fell in love with him???? I'm only human

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Okay I’m reviewing “The Boy” and I think Brahms actually is a smart guy. Like, he has 3 hours of lessons every day and the nanny has to read loudly. So, our boi is grown and smart man. it just dawned on me lmao

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Lmao yes. I wanna see it

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Sorry for slackin 😔

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Maybe it's just because I've watched The Boy 11 times.... There's notice all the stuff that Brahms has in his room? (I went through this scene frame by frame)

A fridge, which means Brahms strong as hell, or the maintenance guys were very confused by the placement of his appliance

A mirror and sink, so he's probably not as stink and gross as y'all make him out to be (I just think he sweats a lot)

Microwave!! (I just think that's nice, sweet boy deserves his food warmed)

Several watches hanging for the ceiling

A violin and sheet music (I'm not the first to point this out)

It looks like he's got a little dry pantry, cans of soup, coffee?, pasta, something pickled and a box of what I think are crackers. So many cans of beans.

POTTED PLANTS!! I cannot emphasize this enough, he has living, almost flourishing, potted plants in his attic of a room. He's got to have a serious green thumb.. how are they alive? I can't even keep a succulent alive.

A keyboard piano

Sewing machine

At least six lamps

A star shaped light over his bed, string lights on the ceiling in no particular place

Fine, I'll acknowledge it: the greta doll

Little animal figures

A whole shelf of jars and a little drawer that looks like storage space, though I'm not sure for what

A step stool, as if his 6 foot 3 ass needs to be any taller (short man spite)

Several chairs piled high with books

A dresser, and it looks like he's got a few sets of extra clothes behind it

A segment of the famous painting: The Garden of Earthly Delights, which is about hell

Actually, he's got a lot of artwork on his walls, though it's too blurry to make out what it is

Little dolls and figurines plastered to his walls...

Stuffed owl, and a stuffed duck

What I'm fairly certain are bird cages, they are empty though

Whatever those harness things in the background are... Like.. what are they? What are they? I genuinely no idea but want to know

???

This has been me trying to argue against the portrayal of Brahms as a pathetic sad sack. I mean he is, but he's also a capable guy and can take care of himself. He just hasn't had any healthy contact with another person in 20 years.

Anyway, I desperately want to get mercilessly railed by this man<3