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I need to take away his spring in the mornings. he won’t eat if he sees the spring first, all he wants to do is play with spring. my boy is withering
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being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot
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Suspension of disbelief re: filming locations is funny cause somehow I have an easier time believing the desert in southern california like 40 minutes out from the paramount lot is In Space than I do with believing one place in north america is supposed to be another place in north america
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trying to figure out if I'm genuinely stupid and missing the point of the story or if the fandom is just neck deep in self inserts and headcannons is always fun
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Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds
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this bitch is doing side quests while I'm over here playing alien isolation as john darksouls
been playing death's gambit and predictably I'm bad at it but I assume that if I die enough times death will take me out for a nice dinner?
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why does tumblr put absolute fucking cunts in my recommended. fucking kill yourself
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been playing death's gambit and predictably I'm bad at it but I assume that if I die enough times death will take me out for a nice dinner?
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