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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

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it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to

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Go piss girl

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Stephanie Foo, What My Bones Know: A Memoir of Healing from Complex Trauma

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substance art, so far

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

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omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

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debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

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we have that whole bit ‘if you’re 30 and on tumblr congratulations the mental illness won’ and it’s true, it’s very true. But I have something more important to say: if you’re 30 and you’re on tumblr, congrats, you are the same age as the people who organized Dashcon when they did. You have that in common with them. Think on that. In your dreams.

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*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just thug it out like usual 💯💯💯

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The Mausoleum by the Phantom Painter

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mazelle at the gtco 2023 shot by victor edeh ౨ৎ