alilobsessive
alilobsessive
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Hello! This is a side blog that I put my fanfic’s/Fanfic ideas/unfinished wips! She/her/maybe something else but I haven’t figured that out yet, 19 I am very dyslexic
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alilobsessive · 1 month ago
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So almost a year ago me and one of my friends were talking about how because the Stars in Teyvat are fake there’s got to be a limit number of stars. Manly because of the logistical complications of putting new stars up every time a new person/allogenes is born after who knows how long seeing as there going to run out of space eventually. Especially if they keep the dead ones up to. That led to the conclusion that some people actually share one or more stars in there constellations.
Which now means that soulmates exist and are the person/people you share one or more stars with. But wait, Neuvillette made up his constellation so that the Melusine can read his fortune in the daily and very public newspaper. So pictures this, your some resident in Teyvat, you can be from literally anywhere and one day you read the newspaper. Out of pure boredom you flip to the astrology section and find Neuvillette’s constellation (probably not how it works but shush) and you notice something. The two of you share several stars, 1, 2, maybe even 5 if you want to go that way. You’ve never even met the guy, hell you could live halfway across the world from each other. So you decide to make the first move and travel all the way to Fontaine just to meet him. Que Furina and the Melusine aggressively bullying him because he man made his own soulmate entirely by accident. Romcom shenanigans ensue. Idk just a funny conversation that I just remembered wail thinking about Genshin constellations and how they relate to the characters.
Now I’m not up to date with the newest patches so I could be wrong in a lot of areas, but it’s fun to think about!
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alilobsessive · 2 months ago
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One of my favorite types of AU’s is when everything is the exact same except [insert important character here] is a completely normal animal. Things stay relatively the same, except there’s a completely normal animal doing what it normally does but everyone is treating it like a human. There holding them to the same standards they would a human, there forming personal vendetta’s against this complete normal animal. This animal is doing the same things there human counterpart is just as a you know cat/dog/raccoon/whatever. Sure sometimes it will be acknowledged that “hay that’s just a fucking hedgehog? How are they have mafia boss?” or something along those lines. But it’s not the man focus of the comedy and is usually only acknowledged once or twice by characters, specifically when they first meet them.
Idk I just think it’s funny, but it doesn’t seem that common as across all of the fandoms I’ve been in over the years I’ve only found 3. One of which was actually an AU we’re 5 members of the cast were animals.
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alilobsessive · 3 months ago
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ABUSIVE HUSBAND CANE HOOOOME!!!!! And I only had one day left to pull for him to! I got him by the skin of my teeth!
Being a Gatcha game player is weird, I have unironically said “I want my abusive husband to come home :(((“ in reference to a character I’m pulling on.
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alilobsessive · 3 months ago
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Being a Gatcha game player is weird, I have unironically said “I want my abusive husband to come home :(((“ in reference to a character I’m pulling on.
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alilobsessive · 3 months ago
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Just listened to Lucky Ducks, you know the song from the Bob’s Burger movie? And now all I’m thinking about is the plot of the movie(Which I admittedly know very little of outside of a several year old dead body was found in the restaurant during a renovation) with Batfam. With both the Bats and the kids trying to solve the murder, in the Bats perspective it’s a classic adventure for them. But in the Kids perspective it’s the same shenanigans, that do include singing and dancing with a group of hardened criminals. The two groups just keep on barley missing each other, all while Reader is slowly having a mental breakdown in the background.
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alilobsessive · 3 months ago
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Hay y’all, so I’ve been having a bit of trouble writing my current Batfam wips. Like I know what I want to happen, I got things planned out. But the words the words aren’t coming to me. So to tide you all over and in a vain hope that I will find clarity here is a segment of Villain(Not Crow different one) Reader is oneshot, Brutality! This goes from the very beginning up until Reader interacts with the first Batfam member. Of course I have more written down then just that, but I don’t want to share everything just yet. Reminder, it is currently unfinished and thus unedited, so there’s going to be some errors and it might not be 100% the same when I’m hopefully finished with it.
Enjoy, and tell me what you think of it so far!
Tw: Murder, graphic depictions of violence, implied/referenced sexual assault of a minor, child neglect, ignoring a victim, this gets DARK especially when I finish it, be warned.
There was nothing but pure unbridled rage in every movement you made, swinging the meat cleaver up and down as you’re victim begged for mercy. Did he ever stop when you did the same? Pleading with Mr. Johnson to stop talking to you like that, to stop touching you there? No, he didn’t, so why should you stop? Why should you stop when he never did? When you went to the proper authorities and they didn’t believe you. How your father yelled at you for making it up for attention. How the principal believed you but brushed it off instead, punished you for even trying to get a good man punished. How his harassment just got worse after that, proving he could do anything to you and not get punished. We’ll look what happened now, his guts are all over the floor as he gurgles away. Covered in the pigs blood you still don’t stop, you don’t feel guilt for what you’re doing, you never will. Once there’s barely anything left of his torso you start hacking at other places. Hacking off a arm, a leg, his head, but no matter how mulated he gets it’s not enough. Even hours later when the prestigious teacher at Gotham Preparatory School is now nothing more then a pile of well chopped meat and bones it’s not enough. It will never be enough to truly soothe your rage, but that doesn’t mean you regret it.
Once you do stop your panting from exhaustion, body not used to this work. Looking down at the minced meat on the ground you do not feel satisfied, proud yes, but satisfied, no. You can’t be in your own little world forever though, so you stand up and clean yourself off. The police might not arrive yet but they will eventually, you change your clothes and work some of the blood of your skin and hair calmly. It feels almost peaceful as you methodically scrape and scrub away at the excess.
You finally leave his apartment and into the Gotham streets. The cold nights air welcomes you as you begin the long trek back to the manor. Nights in Gotham are not to be trifled with there’s danger everywhere, but you aren’t scared, not when you were a danger yourself. Thick smog fills your lungs with each breath a normality in the city. A sea breeze that’s supposed to be pleasant is nothing but a clawing gunk filled reminder of the pollution this city faces. Both of the nature itself and the citizens inside the towering concrete structures. Lady Gotham’s walls hold nothing but cruelty, something you have learned long ago came to understand and accept. The only way to survive these streets, even as a member of the elite, is to embrace her darling madness however you see fit. Less the same air suffocates you in her cruel embrace.
Each step you take is slow, your in no rush to get back to the desolate manor. The house itself is nothing more then a decoration, a front to hide the true home underneath. A home you aren’t privy to, nore do you desire to be, not anymore at least. Despite your slow, uncaring movements you’re still on high alert. The sounds of footsteps lightly trailing behind you doesn’t go unnoticed. You might not be as well trained as your family, you might not know each twist and turn of the city like the back of your hand, but you aren’t stupid. It’s not hard to guess who’s footsteps they are, so without missing a step nor turning to look you simply said “Jason”.
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alilobsessive · 3 months ago
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Ok ok we but can we explore the neglected Wayne as bob Belcher inspired
There is this Cars short of Mator taking his friends to meet his sister only for them to be surprised that his family is ultra rich
That's the only thing that popped in my head when I saw the first bobs burgers req
Aaa yes yes yes yes, had to read that one again to see what ideas I put down. Admittedly, way less than I thought. This Reader isn’t a divorcé (if I’m spelling and using that right) but is happily married. Basically just if Bob’s burgers was told when the kids were much younger. Honestly, fair, my guy wants no one to know about it though. I don’t even think there partner is aware there a Wayne until they start barging into their life. My guy can never catch a break, never.
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alilobsessive · 3 months ago
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This is second request from the previous one
Kid!Reader Au In which our reader his mother is Star from Starvstheforceevil and neglected Wayne reader is Marco
I wanted to know how much chaos would kid!Reader bring with their magical powers
Would they become Vigilante or would they rule mewni
So would it be like the end? So Reader wouldn’t be royalty, would they even have magic? I’m pulling out red sting and a cork bord, there is a lot of things for me to consider.
At the moment neither, but if I have more ideas I’ll come back to you on that.
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alilobsessive · 3 months ago
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This is one of two request I have for you
For bestfriend! AU I like bestfriend!reader to be Star from Star Vs the forces of evil while neglect Wayne reader to be Marco
How would Wayne's react to reader having magical power and to be a princess another dimension
Will reader be able to escape Wayne with her magical powers?
Interesting…
Firstly, this implies best friend is a foreign exchange student living with them. If so, they are going to try their best to hide there magic and fail miserably. The Bats probably wouldn’t take it well at first and be very suspicious of them. For obvious and good reasons seeing what they deal with on a regular basis.
Secondly, yes, yes they would. There grabbing neglected Wayne and running the second things get a little dicey. They WILL be living a peaceful life in not-mewni and be happily married or BF WILL throw a hissy fit. Let’s hope the bats just don’t find their exact location. But they are a magical princeling so who knows! They might order the Bats execution.
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alilobsessive · 3 months ago
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Some way, somehow, Bruce manages to snag a date with Burger!Reader. and then flash forward to the future, where they’re in a sort of relationship.
I think it’d be interesting to see how Burger’s kids react to their life’s suddenly changing. They’ve never been like homeless, but they know that their parent has always struggled with money. But now? Their parent is able to continue cooking not purely just to feed them, but also to simply spread their passion because they know that their kids will okay now.
Bruce buys the eldest a horse, and she loses her shit. He buys the middle a beautiful piano, getting him piano lessons from an amazing tutor? And the youngest? She’s gotten all the stuffed animals and playing cards she wants.
Bro is spoiling these kids rotten and is also secretly grateful that he finally has kids and a partner that are completely 100% civilians. Finally people he doesn’t have to worry to much about dying in the line of duty.
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alilobsessive · 4 months ago
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I can’t decide if Old Crow develops the same Heart condition Bruce gets in Batman Beyond. I wouldn’t be surprised if they did seeing as I think it’s genetic and they both spent years putting unimaginable amounts of stress on their bodies. Not minds in Crows case, there actually having a great time. A lot would definitely change as Crow would start transitioning more and more into lab work, eventually rarely being seen, with there goons as there proxy’s. But also putting Crow out in the field is fun, still having them get up to there usual bullshit in there late 40’s early 50’s. Maybe they do develop it but much further down the timeline than we currently are?
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alilobsessive · 4 months ago
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While our Crow!Reader is having a welcoming party for Scarecrow Caming back alive...
Terry tries to revive Bruce by dunkin his body in pit's water but somehow he is unable to revive him...
Poor Terry become devastated when he saw his mentor is unable to revive after hours bruce float's his body in the Pit's water...
MINWHILE....
Our Crow!Reader is partying With Scarecrow while Everybody who came to the party is paralyzed in floor with terror because of fear toxic they had put in the drinks with the music playing in the background..
When suddenly a snap sound eco's though the whole world and everything to people,plants, animal, all the structures and building even the earth and all planet and stars are started to disappear into white light..
Crow!Reader starts to getting panic and reach for scarecrow " DAD...!? " but before she could grab him light swallows both them whole...
Minwhile...
The reason of that reality collapsing is right now looking at a big doe eyes little Crow!reader playing outside garden in the manor
Old Bruce in the past Bruce body be like : "WTF.!? "
I wanted to ask what would Bruce do in this scenario and how would change the future from you would it be like
Hell no! I am not dealing with it and give to orphanage or to the boarding school in the another country away from the Gotham city and Scarecrow so She won't became crow
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He keeps an eye on her and take care of her but still she will not feel fatherly love for him as he still she is her as an enemy from this past and only take care of her necessary so she do not became a villain
OR
He finally take Alfred advice and love her And take care to finally Bond as father and daughter
Will she still train to be a Vigilante If then what will be her Vigilante name or it still be crow or will she still be a crazy scientist even when she had a normal childhood
how will others react's to Bruce's change...
Jesus, Bruce accidentally re-creates infinite crisis. Genuinely thought when you mentioned  bright light it was going to be an infinite crisis level event to explain the ultimate crossover.
Honestly at this point in the timeline Bruce is aware he fucked up. Every time he or Terry fight Crow after he learns that knock off bird Capitano is his kid he goes over the same events in his head for weeks. Where he went wrong(everything, literally everything), what he could have done better(everything, literally everything), what were the warning signs he missed or brushed aside. He always knew Reader had something going on, that’s part of the reason he never let them become Robin. He never trusted that Reader would be safe or could handle it, but his greatest fear was that Reader would take things to far. If you think modern day depictions of Jason as Robin were bad you should have seen what Bruce thought Reader would become.
In a sense he was right, but instead of stopping it he let it fester intel all that was left was Crow. Now he’s going to make things right, steer things away from the fate he once led to the best of his ability. But he will still be wary, cautious of the small child who looks at him like he hangs the stars in the sky. For that child has the seed of a monster and its still there no matter how much he tries to change it. Will Reader become Crow again? Unless they somehow get back the memory’s of the last timeline, probably not. But that doesn’t change the fact that the fascinations that helped lead them down that path aren’t still there. But maybe with a good support system that fascination can be sturdier into something productive than evil.
Oh and he definitely has a file on Crow hidden DEEP in that Batcomputer. Filled with all the same information he had on them in the past, that he memorized with how much he read, re-read and edited it, just in case. He’s also probably going to do a lot to prevent as many villains from being created in the first place. Those he knows the backstory of at least. Stop Harley from getting a job at Arkham, help find a cure for Mr. Freeze is wife, the whole shebang. Sure he can’t save everyone, but he can save most of them with money and future knowledge. But in the process he ends up creating new villains, some more powerful then the ones they replaced.
On a less serious note
At the party
~California girls were unforgettable~
Crow: :D
Scarecrow: :D
Literally everyone else: *writhing on the floor screaming in fear and agony*
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alilobsessive · 4 months ago
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One person liked this! HELL YA
Okay so a quick explanation, of things. Personal head cannon, most Civilian’s have anywhere from 1-3 Pokémon. Not because it’s illegal to own more but because of the difficulty owning more could have. So that’s why most of them have so little, I’ve also been thinking about making teams for the OC’s that play a role in there respective fics, but I haven’t started that yet.
Dreaming
Musharna (There called Dreaming, they need at least one Sleep/Dream Related pokemon)
Sneasel(A reference to both there past as a figure skater and there short lived stint at crime.)
Crow
Bewear (A large Pokemon that dispute its cute appearance is actually extremely deadly? Sign me up! Probably their first pokemon, which also helps symbolize there distinct from the Batfam as the first pokemon Robins typically get is well a bird.)
Honchkrow(One of two that’s a Reference to there name)
Bisharp (more a reference to there costume being a suit of armor than anything else)
Corviknight(One of two that’s a Reference to there name, also a reference to the fact that Crow is a bird knight)
Zoroark(A dark type that’s a master of illusions given to a trainer that was able to hide from the world’s best detectives.)
Hatterene(once again, a pokemon that’s appearance is unassuming but is actually really dangerous. More a reference to there civilian persona than anything.)
Kid
Zigzagoon (hyperactive baby with hyperactive baby. Was definitely more akin to the family pet before the tragedy that took there parents.)
Mayday
Spinarak(spider baby with spider baby. I don’t think it really belonged to Spider Spouses before there passing, but they definitely had some connection.)
Dent
Tsareena(pretty and professional, also a defender of the weak, they fit like a glove, same vibes.)
Adult
Jangmo-o(Parents definitely wanted to get Reader a guard dog, it’s Gotham after all, having an armor covered Dragon fallowing you around definitely helps. Most days they function more as a lap dog than anything, most days.)
Crypted
Gourgeist(spoopy scary)
Kilowattrel(send shivers)
Grimmsnarl(down your spine)
Krookodile(there all literally just spooky creatures like Crypted themselves)
Banette(Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight)
Squid
Sentret(The have just a little guy, a constant reminder of what they were like in the past and the life that could have been. Was left with Cecil during the Squid games themselves.)
Spawn
Luxio (Before Death, a shining spark of something new and bright. A new guard that was meant to light up the night sky.)
Phantom (After Death, A child just as lost as Reader themselves. Reader is admittedly probably classified as a Gangar in this AU though let’s be real.)
BFF
Croconaw(Idk actually, I just think it looks funny and think one of them deserves to have this thing fallowing them around. Look at its stupid little face, I love it!
Vtuber
Rotom(there a Vtuber it would feel like a crime not to have them)
Rockruff(they just need a friend, an absolute little guy! A happy puppy!)
Villain
Mimikyu(literally everything about Mimikyu)
Burger
Pignite(Vibes, also having a fire type and running a restaurant just go hand in hand)
Do you guys want to see the pokemon teams I came up with for every single Reader I have and the explanation of why each Pokémon is there.
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alilobsessive · 4 months ago
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Do you guys want to see the pokemon teams I came up with for every single Reader I have and the explanation of why each Pokémon is there.
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alilobsessive · 4 months ago
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Thinking about Best Friend again, my brain is saying Neglected Wayne and Reader have a similar situation to Jenifer and Needy from Jenifer’s body going on. We’re NW is Jenifer and Reader is Needy, Reader is considered the weird kid. No friends, eats alone at lunch, that sort of thing. Then NW comes around, now there not popular, but there well liked at the school. They end up befriending reader and the two develop a codependent relationship with one another. NW as a way to escape from there Neglectful family, finally having someone who will listen and understand them in a way no one else has. Who up until they meet Reader would be brushed off when they complain or talk about there situation. There to selfish, there just misunderstanding things, there just so busy you know, it’s just teen angst you’ll get over it. All things they were told up until that point. Reader clings to NW as there the only friend they have, without them Reader is completely alone. There absolutely obsessed, but they don’t want to come off as weird and scare them away like so many other before NW, with the intensity of their love. So they try desperately to keep NW at arms length, but there definition of arms length is very different then the norm. So there still weird and a little clingy just not as much. Not like NW would mind the full force of Readers affection.
Then the Bat’s reaction to, whatever this is. How absolutely devoted they both are to each other, how obsessed they both are with the other. How the Bat’s use their relationship to their advantage, no matter what timeline you pick for them to be in.
Just two freaks obsessed with each other and trying to pretend they’re not freaks.
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alilobsessive · 4 months ago
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Crossover Au’s are so fun.
Burger!Reader is in their restaurant, exhausted from having to deal with the Waynes, when suddenly……Crow and Spider appear. They’re regulars, nothing different, Burger!Reader likes the young couple. They bring along their little baby who all the kids play with because Mayday is so funny.
Then of course one of the Batfam just have to come through the door and ruin everything 😞
Genuinely it’d be pretty funny though to see how Crow reacts to Bruce being like obsessed with Burger!Reader. Burger!Reader isn’t that much older than them, maybe in their thirties or so and it’s so odd seeing….well how Bruce acts around them.
Bro, we are creating a cinematic universe here, and not in the way I was expecting. Honestly if all this did take place in the same universe, the second Burger Reader learns of what Crow went through all possible romance is out the window. It is thrown through several windows, put into a meat grinder, made into a burnt burger and then thrown out more window’s again until it lands unceremoniously in a dumpster. Bruce is never getting in those pants, even if Crow and Bruce somehow make up.
Also, admittedly I’ve been picturing Burger closer to Bruce is age, maybe a few years younger. But them being closer in age to Crow? [Insert modern family joke here].
At this rate we have an AU we’re all Readers exist simultaneously. Bruce has like 7 neglected children that all hate him (or have complicated feelings for him in Dreaming’s case) for different reasons. Three of which are parents (Crow, Chips/the Squid Game’s AU, and Kid Readers parent), and two are dead(?)(Spawn and Best Friend Reader kinda sorta, there’s a lot of ways that story can go, maybe also Kid Readers parent will see). This man has just as many none neglected kids as he does neglect. If we do somehow do this I’m making Crow and Kid’s parent twins or something. We are smashing things together that should not be smashed together the way they are and I’m loving it!
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alilobsessive · 4 months ago
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Amazing crossover au:
Mayday!Reader is pissing about one day in Gotham, being an absolute little nightmare. They’re climbing up the wall to a Wayne Enterprises building when suddenly….they’re snatched up by Robin (aka Damian at the time).
Damian wants to keep this wild little baby, first of all because their parents are clearly neglectful (they’re not) and because he desperately wants to not be the youngest.
Crow!Reader is PISSED and so is Spider!Parent, but they both kind of realise that Mayday!Reader being raised in Wayne Manor, having access to a high quality education is probably better than living in Grandpa John’s house.
Bruce’s crash out when he realises this tiny, wild, feral little baby is his grandchild is immense. He’s suddenly buying a fishing set, renovating a full room in the manor to just be their playroom, and will stop at NOTHING until he can take them to baby swimming lessons(because those are the cutest thing on earth).
Yeeeessss, although I don’t think Crow would be to thrilled about Mayday being with the Wayne’s. They love there partner but they desperately want to leave that part of their past behind them, so Crow never told Spider spouse that there a Wayne. Spider Spouse was definitely under the belief that John was Crows Bio Dad. Spider would definitely be all for it at first and Crow is going through the five stages of grief. They are not having a good time, a part of me really wants Reader to start acting aggressively about Mayday being with the Bats. Something Spider spouse has never seen from them before. But another part wants them to start acting more timid about this hole thing, once again someone Spider spouse has never seen from them. There’s lots of ways one can act when re-entering a traumatic situation and I can’t tell which one would be more interesting.
Spider spouse is getting so many confusing signals, from the way Crow is acting and refuses to tell them what’s wrong. To not know there a Wayne, to John is whole deal, to Bruce behaving like the loving Father they see on tv to Crow and Mayday. Spider spouse is getting a lot of confusing signals and they definitely don’t like the picture it’s painting. The worst part? No one is life is in danger so there spider sense isn’t going off.
For now at least :)
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