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Dave frowned “Sir, I must insist you have food. You may fall asleep at your desk again or worse approving of something you hate. I’ll order or cook you something if you are staying in the office.” Dave said sounding annoyed taking a few other completed papers that his boss had finished.
" I do not have
time to eat today.
Too much paper work to be done.
I’d like to finish by tonight. “
Besides he hadn’t had much sleep
wasn’t exactly photo-ready for public appearances.
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Dave opened the door to his boss’s office holding a new stack of papers. He saw the ones that were done already. “Mr. Once-ler where did you wanna eat today?” He always had to ask around ten am so he could make sure the restaurant was set up perfectly for his boss. He really was severely under paid.
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David Shrigley
CAT, Taxidermy, wood, acrylic paint
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Dave raised a brow confused as to why the subject of binders even mattered. “I thought that still just two dudes making pizza bagels.” He said shrugging his shoulders. He wasn’t one to push on subjects that didn’t pushing.
"To be honest, that would be a sight to see if you don’t know what’s happening.“
”…Also it’d hard to catch me in just my boxers. Not without my binder on, dude.“
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“Dave, I’m Dave Strider.” Dave said rushing to fall instep next to the other. “Do you have a name or do I get to give you the raddest nickname of all time?”
beastoftheunknown started following you
The Beast laughed at that. If only the boy knew how close to the truth he’d struck. Turning on his heel with a swish of his fur cloak, he began leading the way to the nearest Edelwood.
“Follow me. What should I call you?”
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“Sure man. I enjoy interesting trees. Though that’s a bold claim to imply it is the most interesting of them all. Does a person live in it?” He jested thinking of the keebler elves that supposedly made cookies.
beastoftheunknown started following you
“This is The Unknown.” He wasn’t entirely sure what a camera was; he didn’t keep up with human technology.
The human was awfully close now. It was a good thing that only his lantern could illuminate his true form, or the Beast might have felt worried.
“Thank you. Would you like to see the most interesting trees of all?”
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2015年03月20日
03.厳島神社 回廊
広島県
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“Well aren’t you sweeter then a honey bee. So what’s this little place called?” Dave asked walking over to the beast, he always found it better to talk to people in closer distance. “It’s really very nice, wish I had brought my camera to take pictures here. The lighting is so different, not to mention the trees are like hella sweet.”
beastoftheunknown started following you
This human was more confusing than anyone the Beast had come across before. Some of the words he used were alien to him, and his attitude was surprisingly forward.
“Perhaps I have taken a liking to you.”
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