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me entering hell: eugh heugh FUCkkkk what’s P OP PP IN AAUUGHHHEUGH, huhuh woooOoOW it’s lit in heere, huhhh shuhugh mmwwahhh fuUUUCKK IT’S HOT AS FUCK IN HERE,

satan: can somebody PLEASE remove that from the premises

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demonic possession is allowed but keep it classy, sexy, you know how it is

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25 favourite queer characters → john constantine, hellblazer

“My name’s John Constantine, and here I stay: haunted by London. And London, haunted by me.”

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Swamp Thing by Stephen Bissette.

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- that’s not a fair question. - no, but it’s one that i’m asking.

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we have fun around here but in all honesty the catholic church should be dismantled 

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me: *undresses slowly for the demons in my room*

demons: nice

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forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

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i love sacrilege and i do enjoy some blasphemy from time to time, it is all very sexy

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sorry for being blasphemous on main or whatever

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im going to hell yall want anything?

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the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?