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in the last couple of months, my op liveblogs have started to enter circulation and it’s really put into perspective how minimal my in post commentary is. like there’ll be paragraphs upon paragraphs in the tags but when i receive the notification that someone gave my post a note or smth, it’ll just be like “sanjiasseater69 liked your post: IM GONNA KILL MYSELF”
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I got a snail and my betta is being such a creeper. he’s not trying to attack it he’s just following it around staring at it lol
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oh and also: i wound up going to the library yesterday with a buddy o mine and found volume 106 out in the wild! i wanted to stay offline for as long as i could while i was in there so i could read the books i checked out, but i couldn’t help snapping a highlights for the liveblog lol. pardon the horrendous state of my fingers, im a chronic nail biter </3
#my favorite out of all of these is most definitely HES LYING!!!!! HES OBVIOUSLY LYING!!!!!!!!!!!#luffy you gullible gullible man you#love the bit continuing w lucci being completely mask off about his intentions while kaku mentally strangles him#ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN THIS FOR US headass#also sanji asking stussy to. call him a dog.#i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. sanji is many things: A TOP WILL NEVER BE ONE OF THEM…….#like gurl… who are yall lying to. cuz it’s certainly not me 🤨#nico watches one piece
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god i hope this gag never dies. guy with long nose = usopp as far as luffy’s concerned. plus the continuation of my favorite bit in one piece: zoro’s complete and utter inability to ever know where the fuck he’s going literally ever
#KAKU NOT REALIZING THAT HE CALLED HIM USOPP FOR A SECOND#bros accepting it atp#nico watches one piece
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head in my fucking hands right now AFTER 50 YEARS!!! ODA FINALLY RELOCATED THE SAUCE!!!!!
#he’s fighting for the power of love again head in my PALMS we are so back#i like out loud went YES!!!!!!!!!!!!#god we are so back. sanji fans we are so fucking back.#nico watches one piece
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I think they got away with it lol
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She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster
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"average person keeps 3 snails in their pencil box" factoid actually just statistical error. Average person keeps 0 snails in their pencil box. Anthy Himemiya, who adds over 10000 snails to her pencil box each day, is an outlier adn should not be counted
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Sanji: You know, Robin... I personally know someone more than eager to help you with your, uh.... Hormones and... Fitting into the right body and all. If you get what I mean.
Robin: You mean Ivankov? Oh yes, I met them briefly last year. They offered it to me once I disclosed my identity to form some kind of bond similarity with them.
Sanji: They did? Oh. And you—
Robin: Didn't take the offer, no. Hence why I still take estrogen and tuck.
Sanji: But I thought the whole thing with being transgender is you feel uncomfortable and wrong in your body. Why not—i-if I may ask...
Robin: Oh that's easy. I enjoy having a penis. The only thing missing were the breasts.
Sanji: Ah. That's fair. I think if I were you, though, I'd have my body completely changed. Every single part. I mean I like mine a lot too, but if offered I'd give it a go. Try it out for at least a couple hours, y'know? Try on some light dresses, too, cuz then I'm not gonna have an annoying bulge in the way embarrassing me through the thin material. Oh and some cute panties to match! Oh and they'd have to match the bra, too, of course. And style my hair nice to go with the dress. Makeup....
Robin: It's so cute how clueless you are.
Sanji: How clueless I am of what?
Robin: Nothing....
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i love writing
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