heller-obama
heller-obama
the cw’s never been profitable
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Any and all pronouns, an asexual lesbian mess™ | I write, edit photos, and reblog random stuff about mostly just destiel rn | Find me on ao3 at AnAceOfHearts | Formerly @the-poodles-of-pulitzer but Certain Events made a url change necessary
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heller-obama · 2 months ago
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i love reddit so fucking much
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heller-obama · 2 months ago
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heller-obama · 2 months ago
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This is a uniquely terrible time to have the first American pope in regards to global politics and optics, but by god is Chicago Pope a comedic goldmine. We are in a golden age of posting.
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heller-obama · 2 months ago
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this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me
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heller-obama · 2 months ago
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as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.
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heller-obama · 2 months ago
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i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style
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heller-obama · 2 months ago
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it’s so surreal to me that supernatural went on for so long that the final arc of the show was literally the main characters screaming and begging and fighting for freedom and rest from a controlling and obsessive author/god who had been writing their lives up until that point, who simply would not let them die. it went on for so long that it went from being a show where the two leads used phones with antennae and made references to myspace, to being a show where they literally referenced the “sir, this is a wendy’s” meme and dean said “galaxy brained”. it went from being a dark and gritty show shot on film to being a show shot on digital where the saturation was so bright that it looked like a sitcom even at night. after 15 seasons, all the fear and grittiness and tension had been sucked out of the narrative. it devolved from a story about choosing free will over destiny into a story about whether or not having free will is even possible after you’ve discovered that god has personally controlled your whole life. the transformation from “classic kripke era” supernatural into “network controlled never-ending” supernatural was literally played out in the storyline of the show itself. it’s unbelievable.
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heller-obama · 2 months ago
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(Not my content)
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heller-obama · 2 months ago
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say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins
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heller-obama · 2 months ago
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heller-obama · 2 months ago
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just learned people associate em dashes with chat gpt. Girl fuck you. You can pry em dashes from my cold dead hands. One of us is gonna have to stop using em— and it’s not gonna be me!
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heller-obama · 2 months ago
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An ad for your deepest desires :)
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heller-obama · 2 months ago
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"women are always like—"
"men are always like—"
shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over
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heller-obama · 2 months ago
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heller-obama · 2 months ago
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early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind
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heller-obama · 2 months ago
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THE PITT ↳ 1.03 | 9:00AM
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