hellfire-abyss
hellfire-abyss
SimplyMoronic69
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Your everyday moron beyond human comprehension
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hellfire-abyss · 19 days ago
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I’d have (nonsexual) fanart of Ruby Rose from RWBY tattoo’d on my forehead, it’d be a neat conversation starter, that or it’d be awkward
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hellfire-abyss · 20 days ago
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Have you considered it’s like that in the spring down here in the south? (Please don’t take this the wrong way, love your content PM, you’re a talented creator, I am simply expressing my woes of being a southerner on the internet for the silly gremlins and goblins to watch in glee)
Hey whoever is out on the streets of NY serving rn,
I need you to go inside
It is 90 degrees out, you’re making it too hot.
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hellfire-abyss · 20 days ago
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Objectively correct! Also I don’t fucking know the Harry Potter lore, and frankly I don’t wanna know
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hellfire-abyss · 20 days ago
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And you better mc-fucking-not holy shit that art is insane!
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licensed from @morggo
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hellfire-abyss · 20 days ago
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Ah, Mulan inspiring people to go and do the shit they wanna do since like- the mid-late 80’s early 90’s or something (I forgot when mulan came out, but the songs are a banger)
things you DO NOT need to be a man
a dick
he/him pronouns
XY chromosomes
things you DO need to be a man
the swiftness of a coursing river
the force of a great typhoon
the strength of a raging fire
the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon
^this post was brought to you by LGBT^
Let's
Get down to
Business
To defeat the huns
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hellfire-abyss · 20 days ago
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Simply say “I want this twink’s ASS obliterated” if you want it to be sexual!
honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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hellfire-abyss · 20 days ago
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Both are bad, become ungovernable.
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hellfire-abyss · 20 days ago
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I’m going to use the $100 to buy you better stuff
And then promptly also buy DELTARUNE because why not?
I hope you get 100 dollars. I want everyone reading this to get 100 dollars
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hellfire-abyss · 1 month ago
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Currently working on something big :)
it's a passion project i've been working on, a neat little ORIGINAL story by me, with original* characters, by, of course, me! Here's the google link if you wanna watch it be created, or if you wanna look at the animated adaptation's story layout (please note: the layout has no quoted dialogue)
Story Layout: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vsgzFnbrNFQJzjbK1iopPeXPqfQjD2IsEa1apWT-n0Y/edit?usp=sharing
Narrative-style Layout: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oD1ChCzwS47l-lgrjMlUXGD-U1uIfJVeloHdNUabMXs/edit?usp=sharing
*A few characters are, in fact, not my own, but rather come from biblical sources, however those characters are far and few between, and also go through arcs of their own. Final note: Feel free to theorize inside of both of the docs themselves, as well as in the comments of this post.
Happy Theorizing/Reading! (Also NO this isn't a FanFic of anything, this is an original story that I wanna adapt into an original 10 season series for YouTube)
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hellfire-abyss · 1 month ago
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i'm not certain my posts will be very good for your health, fish. gonna be honest here
lots of great posts on the dash today. I want to eat them all
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hellfire-abyss · 2 months ago
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Le gasp! The creature!
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She emerged from her cocoon
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hellfire-abyss · 2 months ago
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No ambiguous mental illness, nor a curse
I CAST ABYSSAL FORTUNE!! The void shall now smile upon you, and attempt to assist you in any and all combat-related endeavors (also you get a little void buddy that follows you around being eerie and cute)
ambiguous mental illness ❌️
my curse #MyCurse ✅️
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hellfire-abyss · 2 months ago
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It’s okay PM! Use this to fight back!!
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THE POWER OF THE DRUNKEN SCOTTSMAN COMPELLS THEE!!!!!
youtube
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hellfire-abyss · 2 months ago
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We’ve (congress/his superiors or equals has/have) been trying to stop him for a while now, it’s just that he straight-up ignores their commands to stop doing the bullshit he’s doing. I’m dumbfounded that he hasn’t gotten impeached yet only a few months into his second term.
I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird
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hellfire-abyss · 2 months ago
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Let him enjoy his time before he has to go back to hell, dammit!!!
Help! my son is currently enjoying a fever.
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hellfire-abyss · 2 months ago
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Ok now do this, but lie down in bed with some comfy covers and your eyes closed. Now keep doing deep breaths
any deep breathers online? any fans of a really good deep breath? how about a nice hearty yawn? breathing in a bunch of air feels so good
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hellfire-abyss · 2 months ago
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I am an agent of pure anarchy, chaotic good? Chaotic evil? Chaotic neutral? No.
IM JUST CHAOTIC. And I don’t mean it in a rhetorical, or platonic, or romanticized, or fantasized, or any other fancy way. I am CHAOS. STRAIGHT. UP.
(and autistic but we’re gonna look past that)
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