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thanatos picks zagreus up after death by natural causes challenge

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If you’re making diary of a wimpy kid trend on tumblr I hope your eye balls get mixed in with the peeled grapes at the next halloween party

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So is there a reason Nintendo had to make Volo so hot or…

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I straight up don’t understand it but every time I see these dumbass dsmp stans… I thank GOD that he made me the way I am instead of them. Can you imagine faking a mental disorder so you can ROLEPLAY THESE REAL PEOPLE?? REAL LIFE FUCKING PEOPLE?!? I SWEAR TO DUXKKUDNSGBSBAJANA

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Getting a house and filling it with these bad boys

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Loona teasers be like:

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Freshwater mermaids drown in saltwater. Saltwater mermaids will not drown in freshwater, but it does deprive them of the nutrients they need to survive. i.e. Freshwater mermaids are delicate pussies, saltwater mermaids are HARDCORE BITCHES

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Youtube videos: This is the Elephant’s Foot in Chernobyl. It’s extremely dangerous to even be next to it. It will literally kill you in 200 seconds.

Me: m m m m . . .   f o r b i d d e n   g o o !