hellfirexhoe
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m ▪︎ 20s ▪︎ witchy bitch ▪︎ she/her ▪︎ minors go away or I'll steal your youth ▪︎ formerly munson-trashcan ▪︎
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nancy: guys, vecna got to steve!! quick, does anyone know his favorite song??
dustin, who once witnessed steve do this entire routine
in front of the tv while the bad boys music video was playing and then immediately turn around and swear him to secrecy: nancy honestly I think he’d rather just die
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Adopting new guinea pigs into our family after losing two of our girls this year has to be the most bittersweet thing. I love them so much and I love watching them explore the set up that gave my first two girls their best life but sometimes it hits me all over again that my first girls are gone and it stinks ❤️🩹
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Okay but....
Astarion smut?
In a tent?
Bit of blood drinking?
Bit of tadpole usage?
Respectfully of course I'm not a monster.
#its probably been done to death#but nevertheless i shall persist#bg3 fanfiction#bg3 smut#astarion fanfiction#astarion smut
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Oops I dropped off the face of the earth again! Sorry folks 2024 is keeping me BUSY (and broke as shit)
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no yeah babe it’s not weird they’re just my friend that i met on my horny porn blog. yeah no we bonded over hardcore fetishes back in the day haha. now we’re buddies we’ve been exchanging pastry recipes for a couple months now. nothing weird.
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I don't have any glasses for the eclipse someone relay it to me when it happens
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#wow#definitely legitimate#stranger things#st#st5#i literally do not want a season focused on that zionist#eddie munson#eddie munson stranger things#joseph quinn
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*whispers* Hoard trailer dropped
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we should meet steve's parents in st5 but it should be joe keery in a wig and joe keery with a fake beard like in back to the future 2
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Well well well. If it isn’t the entirely fictional non-cannon couple that ruined my whole life
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The best screenshot. A man who broke himself making a joke about "Cheesus" being a minor deity of mice. 😂 😂 😂
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Put everything down I've made the best fucking screenshot of Astarion ever

This is so fucking him in one picture, P E R F E C T I O N

Gods he's such a fucking mood istg
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