au charlie morningstar of hazbin hotel. headcanon based with original lore. by henri!
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dusts off this blog maybe.
#* ooc: let's go lesbians!#maybe actually will add harlot to my multi bc i don't know if i have enough muse to come back fully#but i do miss harlot even tho i've been focused on my multi
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Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number (NSFW version)
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think i'm going to take today as a me day. maybe i'll write some smut. who knows
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🐝 * ― 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑲𝒀 𝑺𝑪𝑬𝑵𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑺. ( nsfw! some more random sexual scenarios. your muse = sender and my muse = receiver. add * to reverse the action. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
[ mirror ] our muses have sex in front of a mirror [ candle ] your muse uses hot wax on my muse [ blindfold ] my muse blindfolds your muse to tease them [ massage ] your muse is giving my muse a sensual massage [ edging ] your muse edges my muse close to an orgasm [ bodypaint ] our muses use bodypaint on each other [ hot tub ] my muse makes out with your muse in a hot tub [ games ] our muses play strip poker / sexual games with each other [ car ] your muse has bent my muse over the hood of a car [ roleplay ] our muses decide to do some roleplay together ( e.g. boss/employee, doctor/patient, student/professor, criminal/officer, etc.) [ mile high ] our muses have some fun on a plane together [ vibrations ] our muses are out in public together while my muse has a vibrating toy inside them that is controlled by your muse [ tapes ] our muses make a sex tape together [ bondage ] your muse ties my muse up to restrain them [ chocolate ] my muse licks chocolate off of your muses' body [ voyeur ] my muse watches your muse have sex with someone else [ gloryhole ] my muse gives your muse a blowjob through a gloryhole [ cinema ] our muses go to an adult cinema to watch a porno movie [ asleep ] my muse teases your muse while they are sleeping [ whip ] your muse uses a whip on my muse [ medical ] my muse gives your muse a sexual medical exam [ cleaning ] your muse licks my muse after giving them a creampie [ ice ] my muse uses ice cubes on your muse [ pegging ] my muse pegs your muse [ watch ] my muse watches your muse masturbating [ restrain ] my muse uses handcuffs to restrain your muse [ breath play ] your muse consensually chokes my muse while they are having sex with them [ dressing room ] our muses have some fun in a dressing room together [ control ] my muse gives your muse full control over their body to do with them what they please [ public ] your muse secretly tries to get my muse off while they're out somewhere [ shower ] our muses have sex in a shower [ underwear ] my muse discreetly gives your muse their underwear while in public [ threesome ] our muses have a threesome with some other person [ stimulation ] your muse uses a sex toy on my muse while receiving oral sex [ ball gag ] my muse puts a ball gag on your muse to keep them from making sounds [ porn ] our muses watch porn together [ phone sex ] our muses are on the phone together while they try to get each other off just with words and noises [ machine ] my muse is getting fucked by a machine while your muse watches them [ spit roast ] my muse is spit roasted by your muse and another person / sex toy [ dinner ] your muse fingers my muse during dinner
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🐝 * ― 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆. ( nsfw ! in honor of sinday, have another random assortment of sexual sentences and actions. sidenote, your muse = sender and my muse = receiver. add * to reverse the action. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ i can’t stop thinking about you. ❜ ❛ i’m gonna make you scream my name. ❜ ❛ you won’t be able to walk straight after i’m done with you. ❜ ❛ you like it when i talk dirty to you, don’t you ? ❜ ❛ i’m planning to turn you into a dripping mess. ❜ ❛ you make me so horny i can’t think straight. ❜ ❛ i’ve been thinking about bending you over that table and just having my way with you. ❜ ❛ you’ve been a bad girl / boy, and deserve a punishment. ❜ ❛ you’re gonna come for me later ? ❜ ❛ i’ve been touching myself to the throught of what you’re gonna do to me. ❜ ❛ you’re gonna be a good girl / boy ? ❜ ❛ i want you to take control. ❜ ❛ you didn’t think i’d just let you get away with all this teasing, right ? ❜ ❛ if there weren’t so many people watching us, i’d already be on my knees in front of you. ❜ ❛ i’ve got a suprise planned for you later. ❜ ❛ tonight is gonna be all about you. ❜ ❛ i’m wearing some nice new lingerie for you. ❜ ❛ do you see how hard / wet you’ve already made me ? ❜ ❛ your moans are music to my ears. ❜ ❛ i don’t normally do this, but you bring out this craziness in me. ❜
[ PALM ] ― your muse palms my muse’s penis / breasts through their clothes. [ NIBBLE ] ― your muse gently nibbles on my muse’s earlobe. [ SEDUCTION ] ― my muse whispers dirty nothings into their ear. [ FRENCH KISS ] ― your muse kisses my muse with tongue. [ WATCH ] ― my muse starts to masturbate in front of your muse. [ CLOTHES OFF ] ― your muse helps my muse undress. [ WALL ] ― your muse pins my muse against the closest wall. [ GRIND ] ― your muse teasingly grinds against my muse. [ SEXTING ] ― my muse sends your muse a dirty text / picture. [ VIBRATION ] ― your muse controls a sextoy my muse has inside of them. [ MASSAGE ] ― my muse gives your my a sensual massage. [ BLINDFOLD ] ― my muse makes your muse wear a blindfold. [ FLASH ] ― my muse ‘accidentally’ flashes your muse. [ SUCK ] ― your muse sucks on a banana / lollipop in front of my muse. [ STRIP ] ― my muse gives your muse a strip tease. [ DANCE ] ― my muse dances seductively for your muse. [ TIES ] ― my muse ties your muse down on the bed. [ SPANKING ] ― your muse spanks my muses’ ass. [ PORN ] ― our muses watch a dirty movie together. [ LAP ] ― my muse sits on your muses’ lap and teases them.
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@hclluvahctel cont.
"nope! not at all. don't want to think about it at alllllll," they declare dramatically, throwing themselves across her lap. they don't want to think about the angel that's being very, very annoying towards their mom.
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"seeing your mom naked when you're a kid is different than seeing your mom's tits on your phone!"
"Oh? Then what is the point then, my sweet?"
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can break contracts. can also make contracts that can override previously made contracts. can also just kill the person holding the contract.
#dash commentary.#cmonnnnn give me a reason to let harlot flex their power#i haven't gotten a chance to yet.........cmonnnn you know you wanna
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"wh - mom! that's not the point!"
"I do understand that, love." She said, chuckling for a moment, "But it's not you haven't seen them before."
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spits out their drink --
" Not that I endorse promiscuity of course, but... I used to see your mother naked all the time when I was young. "
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𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐 (a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
"I beg your fucking pardon?"
"Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now."
"Actually all of my systems are nervous."
"You used to be shy, now you're a whore."
"I'm attracted to men but at what cost?"
"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care."
"Babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain."
"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found."
"Debates are stupid because why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me."
"Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails."
"I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."
"Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range."
"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."
"I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I'm actually angrier.
"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue."
"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"
"Fuck therapy I'm becoming a knight."
"Hey, girl. Plagued by terrifying visions?"
"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"
"I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information."
"Conversations are a lot like teeth, you can only have so many."
"I hate when people ask me to explain my thought process. Like hell if I know."
"Well, well, well, if this isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid."
"With all due respect, which is none."
"You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God."
"If a demon tried to possess me I'd just be like: ok take it from here, good luck man."
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@hellshoard sang: Lilith vc: no shame in the body game
"no, but it's still weird, mom. i don't want to get surprised by your boobs."
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seeing their mom's tits was not on their list of things tonight.
#hellshoard#dash commentary.#yeah harlot doesn't want to see lilith's boobs but also they can't really give her shit for it when they also plan on maybe showing theirs
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HEY so i remade my multi bc the episodes have me captivated! find me there rn!
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i'm breaking up with @hellcrafted. we weren't together. but i'm divorcing them rn they're attacking me
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MAJOR EPISODE 6 SPOILERS
I CAN'T BELIEVE EXTERMINATOR VAGGIE IS REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY OLD HEADCANONS? REAL? IM LOSING IT
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