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My beautiful potato is officially IN REMISSION! 9 months post splenectomy, Ripley's bloodwork and ultrasounds and CT scans and pee tests and all the other stuff are still showing no signs of the hemangiosarcoma coming back.

Her fur has grown back in after her post-chemo scraggly chupacabra stage, her weight is good, her ears remain magnificent, and she no longer needs help getting into the SUV.

She's 9 and the arthritis means I don't let her run as much as she'd like to, and she lets her brother go first most days when I let them out, but she's still hiking and playing and charming people and should be able to keep that up for some time yet to come.

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Happy 9th Birthday Ripley! It's been a hell of a year, but I'm so glad we got to celebrate another one together.

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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

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love telling people I'm not on social media as if it's not 98% of my waking hours. well I'm not on social media in a way that you'd recognize

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A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*

Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea

Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything

Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today

Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you

Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)

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girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)

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Listen All Systems Red is so so funny from Gurathins perspective imagine you grew up with Space Socialism and was hired to go help some pal with science but you weren't allowed to go unless you rented AmaTeslas Torment Nexus Alexa Dot and then when you get there you find out a whole continent of people got annihilated by their Tourment Nexus rentals so you take a moment to check yours quickly and find out it already had disengaged its Don't Kill People box, the only thing you've ever been told prevented them from mass homiciding their clients, something that LITERALLY just happened to people you knew a day ago, and when you say to your fellow socialist doctors HEY I think our Tourment Nexus is fucked up and it's files said it killed dozens of people barely a year ago and we should probably get the hell away from it the same doctors are like look at what you're saying. You're hurting the Tourment Nexus' feelings. The Tourment Nexus is just a little construct who likes Netflix Gurathin stop antagonizing it on the plane ride.

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out of context transphobic ganon

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for no reason whatsoever here’s a reminder that if you consider yourself a leftist/punk/abolitionist/anarchist/radical in any sort of way and get called into jury duty, you are to become the most square person on earth during the jury questionnaire!!!

don’t be that guy who says fuck the police in the jury questionnaire! that just gets you sent home! if you want to generate change, interact with the case and use your jury vote for good! ESPECIALLY if it’s a high profile case!

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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

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sometimes in fiction I will be listening to a character describe someone, and they will invoke a figure like Jason Bateman to explain what that other person looks like. I am an ADHD autistic who has no special interest relating to American celebrities, so this information often does not exist in my brain. this means that instead of picturing a recognizable sort of dude I am left imagining the kind of guy who might inhabit a particular space, and then the kind of guy people might describe as looking like the first kind of guy. Rarely is it very helpful in understanding what is going on, I must say, especially when they keep minting new ones when I'm not looking.

anyway, I feel this is an experience that is obviously very common and my equally autistic spouse is politely bewildered because it is nothing they have encountered on this earth.

Admittedly, I am typing this out in the first place because I am way less articulate verbally these days than I am in text, so there's a great chance that this is poor communication. Nevertheless, I crave Internet validation and/or laughs.

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We're still supposed to just, like, work and shit during a full-blown five-alarm constitutional crisis?

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when u think about his soulful brown eyes…

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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https://archive.is/OmFDY

Try that one

My mom emailed this to me. I put it into 12ft.io and it was readable.

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they’re banning cis ppl from sports after an investigation revealed they were annoying