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I have now read All Systems Red from The Murderbot Diaries, and I think the main charm of it is I went in fully expecting a "Humans treat robots like appliances then some of them slowly learn not to because of This One Special Example" but instead the crew immediately goes "No, Murderbot is a person. Look at it, it's got anxiety."

Meanwhile, Murderbot itself is like "Why was I cursed with a face. Please treat me like an appliance so I don't have to make eye contact with any of you. I've got anxiety."

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sometimes a family is you, your 5 year old mind-reading adopted daughter and your pretend wife, who'd secretly a bloodthirsty assassin

or sometimes a family is a fellow hitman that cared for you at your lowest and the 4yo daughter of the man you killed

or sometimes a family is you, the a$$hole who murdered your dad, fifty of the worst people you’ve met in your goddamn life, and the crown prince of denmark.

or sometimes a family is you, your best friend omniscient research spaceship, its crew, your crew, and a couple of other bots you've forcibly instilled freewill upon.

or sometimes a family is you, your sword-handling feral librarian girlfriend and your demon-butler you've sold twenty years of your life to.

or sometimes a family is you, your chaotic sorcerer husband, his heart-eating fire demon, his long-suffering apprentice, and this apprentice's girlfriend who's also your sister

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I know this doesn't help in any way at all, but what if orange-teal?

HI OKAY SO I've been working on some new OC designs and I am VERY indecisive, as we all know, so I need some help figuring out which color scheme I wanna go with....I asked my server already but the results were pretty even so I figured I'd get MORE opinions bc why not!!

Anyway this is Kai he is the goofball ever and I can't pick between these two color palettes. HELP

Feedback is appreciated thanku <3

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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have you ever met a triplet?

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The secunit

It destroyed it's governor module

Yes

YES

The secunit is out

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read ur tags. Saw murderbot. it's soooooooo good

It's been such a good time! I can't wait to read more. My library app told me that the next books were ready to be picked up, and I got so excited that I forgot the library is closed on Sundays.

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Do you like to read? If yes, put your current/most recent book in the tags!

Yes

No

I used to but dont anymore

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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I’ve been tinkering with the idea of an urban fantasy “All Fairy Tales Are True” setting where some fairy tale characters are mortals who reincarnate and live through their story again and again with no memory of their past lives, but other characters are immortal, carrying over biases and grudges and regrets from the last time they went through this.

Snow White’s dwarves keep her room exactly as she left it, and keep a wary eye on the horizon for the day she returns. When she does they treat her like a beloved daughter come home, cook her favourite meals, warn her to stay away from apples this time, and keep calling her the wrong name.

Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother found her a touch ungrateful last time, and has decided not to appear to her this time around to teach her a lesson in gratitude. This Cinderella, without the memory of the last time, is still a terrified, miserable woman desperate to escape her awful situation.

The Witch in the gingerbread house has developed a thousand traps to eat those goddamned kids. She’s failed every time. She lives a life of Sisyphean torment previously known only to cartoon coyotes.

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If Buford doesn't get his bread bowl hot tub by the end of the season I will be VERY sad

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Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold