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the last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.

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when you mess up a little bit and rsd says "hm. crawl into a hole and die maybe." at like max volume 1000 times.

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From a state hearing in Texas

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hate when people think the only archetype possible for a male sidekick to a female protagonist is a soft boi and/or himbo. like the implication there is that the only reason a man would ever defer to a woman’s authority is if he was a bumbling idiot. love male supporting characters who are smart and strong and confident and can step up when necessary but still kind and humble enough to let someone else take the lead most of the time

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jack crawford is in a gritty crime drama jimmy price and bryan zeller are in a scrubs style forensics comedy will graham is in a psychological thriller and hannibal is in a romcom

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gammsystrar

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it’s nothing a fundamentally different life couldn’t fix

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I feel like i'm actually getting worse about Elias as time goes on, like this waited to explode in my brain for years and now it is replicating in my cells or smth I

like you could do anything to him in that Institute. He could do anything to YOU in that Institute. It's his building, his domain. There are a minimum of 2 doors and a flight of stairs between his office and the rest of the place.

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it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

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Brett Scheifflee (American, born 1986)

"Bumps in the Night", 2017.

Oil on Panel, 9 × 12 inches.

Private Collection.

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cr 大同云冈蛋雕-凯哥

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City Comptroller Brad Lander was arrested and accosted by masked federal agents at immigration court in Lower Manhattan.

The city’s elected financial watchdog, and a Democratic candidate for mayor, appeared at 26 Federal Plaza on the morning of June 17 to observe immigration hearings involving individuals marked for potential deportation.

Lander’s arrest, which amNewYork observed, occurred as the comptroller and his staff walked arm-in-arm with an immigrant whom federal agents — representing ICE, the FBI and the Treasury Department, each of whom wearing masks to conceal their faces — moved to seize after a court hearing. Moments earlier, the immigrant had their case dismissed pending appeal.

As the agents moved to pull Lander away and take the immigrant into custody, the comptroller shouted, “Show me your warrant, show me your badge.”

Seconds later, one of the officers said, “Take him in.” The agents then forcibly removed Lander, pushed him against the wall and cuffed him.

“You don’t have the authority to arrest US citizens,” Lander said. “I’m not obstructing, I am standing right here in the hallway. … You don’t have the authority to arrest US citizens asking for a judicial warrant.”

The agents did not respond to someone’s question as to where they took Lander. The charges against Lander are unknown at this time.

“While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad Lander was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE,” said Dora Pekec, a spokesperson for Lander. “This is still developing, and we are monitoring the situation closely.”

Hey, uh. What the fuck?

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i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.