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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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these are fun looking

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Kink and Fetish patch notes

Class and Ability Changes:

Due to increased popularity of the "Pup" subclass in Petplay builds, for balance reasons we are nerfing their low level abilities including "being leashed" and "wearing a puphood." to keep things fair, though, we're also rewarding those who heavily invest in late-game abilities by buffing "sleeping in a cage" and "clicker training."

Findoms abilities have been nerfed across the board in an effort to give Paypig players a better chance to continue playing. We're monitoring the situation.

Daddy players have lost their buffs from the Father's Day event

We are aware of the disparity between Top players and Bottom players, so we're removing the "Can Host" ability as a requirement for Top players in an effort to rally numbers up.

Drastically lowered the requirements to spec into Furry class

Added character "Oath Breaker Knight" for some players to restore their previous classes for a small fee (Gold Star Lesbian class should be a bit easier to spec into now)

Item Changes:

As mentioned above, items "Puphood" and "Collar & Leash" have been nerfed

Rebalanced "Chastity Cage" item effectiveness depending on player stats

Food items have been buffed to increased effectiveness

Fixed a broken interaction with the "Gag" class of items pertaining to the "Safeword" ability

Added new item combo interactions with other items, abilities, fetishes, and/or kinks. (Try out using the "Blindfold" and "Bondage Rope" items with the Piss fetish for the Urinal interaction.)

Fetish Changes:

Piss has been nerfed from Very Rare to Uncommon

Armpit has been nerfed from Rare to Common

Bondage has been nerfed from Uncommon to Common

Hypnosis has been nerfed from Legendary to Rare

Cuckolding has been nerfed from Uncommon to Common

Eye Contact has been buffed from Common to Rare

Condom Usage has been buffed from Common to Rare

Added new Very Rare fetish: Tongue Soaking

Added new Legendary fetish: Ghost Penis

Misc. Changes:

Fixed a glitch that low level players get the "Freak" banner usually granted at a much higher level

Further fixes to keeping servers seperated

Temporarily added more PVP options for Pride Month event

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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honestly i kinda like music and i think its unfortunate they stopped maikng it

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that autistic thing where your fetish is also a fixation and an obsession that you've rotated in your head for so long that it doesn't really need to involve sex anymore

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let's wait for 20 years for dad to return home with mama

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Let’s get neglected with… with… well uh

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eclectic taste (not to be confused with good taste) is the only thing you actually need to be a good artist. i don't care if you like the right things, i literally only care abt the multitude of experiences and practices you have ingested.

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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the funny thing about being an autistic tranny is that you hear the phrase "just be yourself" a lot growing up, and as soon as you finally be yourself, a lot of people are like "ew, not like that tho"

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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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hi i have no one understands me disorder. in order to get accomodations and government assistance, i have to get them to understand me. i also have easily confused disorder, which means i need to do a lot of confusing paperwork. am i in hell.

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Can I interest anyone in a hot transmasc butch…. he’s hot because his room reaches almost 100 degrees… he ain’t that sexy tho…

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when u move out you can go to a living room and use your phone there instead of being in your bedroom. it's allowed