hellobyadele

[hellobyadele]

@internmarce I thought of you immediately. Look at these hideous figures.

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((I've been struggling, lads.))

[hellobyadele]

sock doesn’t fit

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Man, I'm fuckin tired.

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Why does this stupid website keep showing me ads for alternative bras?

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Not sure how I found it but I made this post after seeing an image of honey being poured on a dick.

Not the content I was expecting. Or wanting.

I forgot how much this website sucks.

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I forgot how much this website sucks.

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diamondeluxe‌:

Got the whole cabinet if you’ll come get it.

Fuck. Yes.

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diamondeluxe‌:

I could have that arranged.

Real talk, though, I could use a drink.

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diamondeluxe‌:

Found my lost cat.

Pet me.

[hellobyadele]

Hey sluts it’s ya boi.

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why am i being threatened

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got bones?

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midnightspades‌:

demonteaz‌:

yeah that would be nice. please? kinda want a head distraction 

be there soon.

He grabbed 4 lbs of beef jerky and was like “ok let’s go”

I gotta get something else that isn’t dried meat. It’s good and all but like... I need a vegetable in my diet at least once during this next 12 hours.

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I'm blushing.

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I made myself look really pretty today with a bunch of makeup but I’m not going outside so the only people who will see it are the people who’ve also seen me stuff my face with 5 pieces of sushi at once after going 3 days without sleep.