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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Rosalie Hale/Bella Swan, Alice Cullen/Jasper Hale, Edward Cullen/Emmett Cullen, Carlisle Cullen/Esme Cullen Characters: Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Esme Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale, Alice Cullen, Charlie Swan, Jacob Black, James (Twilight), Victoria (Twilight), Laurent (Twilight), Jessica Stanley, Mike Newton, Angela Weber, Eric Yorkie Additional Tags: Twilight AU, I saw a shit post on tumblr, please don’t sue me I’m poor, Bella is basically phoebe from American Ultra, The actors are great from the movies but I kinda wanna change a bit up, also maybe change a background here or there? Summary:
Bella has lived in Forks her whole life with her dad Charlie. She likes to party with friends, smoke some weed and clean her guns. Everything gets boring and redundant after years of the same things. A new family moves into town and suddenly Bella finds something new and interesting. Too bad she doesn’t take the hint that the family wants nothing to do with her.
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this poor dude falls and rotates in every episode #stop_rotating_pine
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Bones: how are you gonna find Spock's brain when you're searching all of space?
Kirk: *finds it in under 24 hours*
Bones: I quit
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Kirk: You have beautiful eyes.
Spock: Thanks, I need them to see.
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Teamwork!! And of course, Spock saving Jim. Well… the holidays are over… back to the routine
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What is going on with my inbox? All of them look like this....
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This is an amazing picture.
Chris pine looks like a puppy, Karl urban looks like a 5 year old child who got forced to be in a picture, Zachary Quinto’s hair looks like a mini tsunami on his head, Sofia boutella looks like one of those girls who wakes up looking perfect and John is just being John. I love this picture.
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😂😂 This has arrived to brighten your day 😚
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Spock likes to sleep on this side of the bed, that way he can feel the warmth of the sun in the early morning.
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