hellsfavoritebartender - Tumblr blog

[hellsfavoritebartender]

That's a good thing, I guess. I want to numb that bullshit down.

And, thank you.

- ⭐️

No problem, kid.

[hellsfavoritebartender]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

EXLOPSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION

💥💥💥

WHY WOULD YOU DO THA

💥💥💥

[hellsfavoritebartender]

Isn't it good to know things that can be used against Val?

Might help with creating a distraction and give you an advantage, if you'd ever need it

Hm. Noted.

Maybe i should tell Angel that.

[hellsfavoritebartender]

kys

aha what the fuck

[hellsfavoritebartender]

Sounds good.

Is it too late to try to steal husker off of Alastor just to see him shine in his overlord outfit again 👀✨️

That strawberry bitch of a twink got rid of his damn classy ass suit and hairstyle.. I demand we give Husker back his style. From this day forward I will no longer tolerate any Alastors til one Husker finally gets their damn style back. 🥺✨️

Who with me!!

REBLOG THIS SHIT MY COMRADS. LET THE ARMY GROW!!

[hellsfavoritebartender]

Is it too late to try to steal husker off of Alastor just to see him shine in his overlord outfit again 👀✨️

That strawberry bitch of a twink got rid of his damn classy ass suit and hairstyle.. I demand we give Husker back his style. From this day forward I will no longer tolerate any Alastors til one Husker finally gets their damn style back. 🥺✨️

Who with me!!

REBLOG THIS SHIT MY COMRADS. LET THE ARMY GROW!!

[hellsfavoritebartender]

( mod here, I??I HATE CERTAIN TEXTURES TOO?? Anything soggy is just fkufudjk )

[ Y’all thank you for helping I genuinely hate thinking about textures because it makes me feel like I can feel them in my mouth 😭 ]

[hellsfavoritebartender]

Opinion on angel dust

The fuckin' spider?

..He ain't half bad.

[hellsfavoritebartender]

Rate my cat

Didnt i already rate someones fuckin' cat?

Anyway, 10/10.

[hellsfavoritebartender]

“No wonder” tf is that supposed to mean 💀

Im saying no wonder you look that way.

You look fatherless.

[hellsfavoritebartender]

Val likes lamps

And? Why do i need to know this?

[hellsfavoritebartender]

Im not even dead I'm a shapeshifter that can easily travel dimensions

Fear me

[hellsfavoritebartender]

I may only be 14 but I need a shot gimme the alcohol

Sorry, but i legally can't do that. Even if we're in hell i can't give alcoholic beverages to minors.

According to Charlie, at least.

[hellsfavoritebartender]

I have no father figure 🧍‍♀️

anyway hi ig 🤑🤑

No wonder.

Hello, fatherless.

[hellsfavoritebartender]

Rate my cat plz

Adorable. 10/10.

[hellsfavoritebartender]

i crave violence

So do the damn cannibals Charlie recruited, but i aint saying shit.

[hellsfavoritebartender]

Husker!

Just checking in, how are you doing? Let me guess, absolutely awful as always?

@deer-radio-host

Oh, its you.

Been going great!.. Until about 10 minutes ago when you sent this ask.