hellsmayflower

[hellsmayflower]

She be watching House of Wax.

[hellsmayflower]

KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025) ⊱ rp prompt

change pronouns and adjust as needed.

you will be so much more than that.

demons have always haunted our world.

that duty falls to you.

that victory is within your reach.

that's not even a real number.

there's no water in these.

how can you be late?

i didn't even get to finish my ramyeon!

why do they always interrupt our snacking?

they will face my wrath!

now you gotta die.

ugh, you came at a bad time.

you just crossed the line.

i understand you are weak.

and you dare to mock me with it?

i'm not here to mock you.

i'm here to help you.

it's time for a new strategy.

what makes you think that could work?

you've never done a single thing that didn't serve yourself.

that was weird.

we already have plans.

i can't wait to eat kimbap and stare at the ceiling.

sounds super boring. i'm so down.

we literally just sat down.

i can handle this. i'm not having a nervous breakdown.

you always say no.

you sound exactly like her.

no. we gotta hide and fix it.

earthy and herby. smells legit to me.

hurry, before someone sees us.

in order to heal a part, we must understand the whole.

you have a lot of walls up.

watch yourself.

they're not even that cute.

i'm gonna throw up.

no, it's too public.

don't eat that!

let's go kill these guys.

hard to say goodbye when we're having fun.

make it stop.

wow. did you really follow us here?

we're not here to fight.

whoa! mind the face.

surprisingly, your plan is working.

it's a lot more serious than i thought.

is that bird wearing a tiny hat?

wow, i wasn't expecting a hug, but ...

i thought the mannequin was gonna be a fun icebreaker. but i see i was wrong.

hey! i just wanna talk.

but first, i wanna talk about those pants.

you were supposed to be dead.

i could've told your friends what you are.

that's none of your business.

i know what it feels like to have them.

is that what you think?

you're not good enough for them.

you know you can tell me. i'll understand.

i'm nothing like you.

denial. i get it.

i'll be here when you're done pretending.

there won't be a next time.

are you a prisoner too?

thanks for having my back.

we keep meeting like this.

i didn't think you liked sharing.

should i tell them?

i'm gonna tell them. eventually.

are you whispering?

your secret's safe with me.

i'm helping myself.

i'm pretty good at reading people. actually, i'm kind of an expert at it.

i just can't shake this feeling that you're keeping something from me.

i'm not keeping anything rom you.

sorry, i sound nuts.

yeah. eternal suffering. sounds fun.

you made me come all the way out here so you could jumpscare me?

i'm glad you'er finally ready to talk.

you could've picked somewhere nicer for a date.

you're so old.

this is strictly a business meeting.

i am a mistake. have been since the moment i was born.

excuse me? i'm everyone's type.

i see why you're single.

see? we'd never work.

go find yourself a better boy.

this one's hopeless.

that's the funny thing about hope. nobody else gets to decide if you feel it. that choice belongs to you.

for what it's worth, i don't think you're a mistake.

i just want you to know i'm here for literally anything you need.

seriously, what is your problem?

not everything is about your insecurities, [name]!

what's with the long faces?

you killed your family.

don't forget about our deal, [name].

i'm kind of a difficult person.

something's wrong.

i knew it was too good to be true.

don't leave!

say you didn't do this. how could you do this?

it was all a lie.

it was real! what we had was real. i know it was.

i just needed you to trust me. that's all.

that's right, i lied to you.

i thought i could fix it all.

thi sis what i am.

why can't you look at me?

why couldn't you love me?

you come here like this?

you can't even fix yourself.

i'm sorry for everything.

i wanted to set you free.

you gave me my soul back.

this feels amazing.

see what you've been missing?

i'm so happy you didn't, like, die.

wow, [name], way to be super literal.

i definitely feel recharged.

[hellsmayflower]

Reflecting.

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She just happy go lucky. Don't ask.

[hellsmayflower]

"STOP PUTTING YOURSELF INTO DANGER!" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue for expressing your fear that the person you care about might get themselves hurt if they keep acting like this, adjust as necessary

i thought i told you to stay back.

i love you too much to let you get hurt like this.

this affects me, too, you know.

every time you leave, i sit up all night waiting, praying you'll come back alive.

you keep pulling stunts like this and something bad will happen.

do you have a death wish or something?

this isn't fair to me.

i deserve better than this.

i didn't get any sleep last night because i was so worried about you.

you promised me you'd stop going out at night.

i don't like hearing this.

you've been risking your life, and for what? so you can feel like a goddamn hero?

i said i would handle it.

what the fuck are you doing here?

you told me you'd stay put.

so much for laying low.

you remember how bad it was last time.

seems like you haven't learned anything.

i believe you promised me you'd lay low.

i can't keep doing this.

don't give me that look.

we'll discuss this later.

this stops now.

i'm tired of picking up the pieces once you've left.

you keep throwing yourself into danger.

you don't give a shit about yourself, do you?

i'm sitting here, worried out of my mind, while you're out doing god knows what.

that was really stupid of you, and you know it.

i thought you knew better than this.

what's your excuse this time?

you do realize what this does to me, right? seeing you get hurt like this? you know it hurts me, too?

you really don't give a shit how this affects me, huh.

that was the dumbest possible thing you could have done.

i need you to stop throwing yourself into harm's way.

that was completely unnecessary.

they had it handled.

you didn't need to step in like that.

why do you think you're invincible?

the last time you pulled a stunt like this, it nearly got you killed.

i can't just sit here and watch you get hurt.

what are you trying to prove?

you just like fucking with my heart, don't you.

this shit hurts me, too, you know.

you're not the only one affected by this shit.

you've got a lot of people counting on you to come home every night.

what happens if you don't come back?

you think we can just carry on without you?

you think i can handle things if you end up dead?

i'm not sticking around to watch you get hurt.

you're not even slick.

you think you're invincible, don't you.

quit pretending you've got everything under control.

let someone else do it for a change.

you can't keep putting yourself through shit like this and expect me to just sit back and watch.

i'm done with this.

next time you do this, i'm not coming back.

promise me this is the end.

look me in the eyes and tell me you'll stop doing this.

let the authorities deal with it.

you're making a big mistake.

is it worth dying for?

i've dealt with enough pain over the years.

[hellsmayflower]

"Tried that...rather not again."

"Why worry so much about bein' objectified? It's gonna happen. We're in Hell. Just turn it into a competition. Become the most objectified. Make money and connections from your objectification. Use it to further yourself."

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I struggle w reaching out so if u see me lurking & liking that is my way of waving a paw at u !

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Intimidation Meme

Sometimes it’s difficult for people to seek contact with each other because they can feel intimidated by others. Using this meme, you can send the symbols to my askbox that represent to you how intimidating I am to you. This way, it could be more clear to both sides how things are based on these feelings.

😗 - YOU ARE THE SOFTEST BEING. 😀 - I’m not afraid of reaching out to you. 😃 - To me, you are easy to approach. 😊 - I think you are a really friendly person. 😶 - I’m not sure if I can reach out to you. 😐 - You seem a little distant from others. 😓 - I feel like you would not really like me. 😲 - I’m afraid of reaching out to you. 😟 - I wish I had the courage to start talking to you. 😥 - I am very intimidated by you. I wish it wasn’t that way, because you seem cool. 😫 - I admire you from the sidelines because you seem cool and I’m just a dork. 😧 - Senpai, notice me???? 😦 - I feel really insecure when I want to reach out to you. 😨 - You intimidate me….a whole damn lot. 😭 - I wish I could be your friend but to me, you are so hard to reach out to. 😱 - I am so incredibly intimidated by you, it even makes me a little anxious sometimes. 💀 - OH MY GOD DON’T EAT ME PLEASE

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i refuse to let my suffering make me cruel.

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Send 🗣️for my muse to start rambling about their special interest

send "speak" if you can't see the symbol

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ANON ASKS -

💣 - I find you very intimidating.

😎 - I find you cool.

🥰 - I think of you as a sweet person.

🗿 - I find you very sigma.

❤️ - You are a sweetheart.

💫 - You are a star.

🤩 - Let me rizz you up please.

🌏 - I want to travel the world around with you.

🚲 - Let's ride bicycles together.

🌞 - You litreally brighten up my day.

☂️ - I'm always here to hold a umbrella for you if you feel sad.

⚡ - You are so fiery.

💍 - Marry me already.

📕 - I find your blog very aesthetic.

📽️ - Let's shoot a movie together and create a legendary movie.

🫧 - I wish I could match your energy.

📌 - You are very talented.

🍽️ - I feel like you would be a great food partner.

🎰 - Let's play games please.

😼 - I find you so silly and dumb but I love you too much to hate you.

💌- I want to kiss you.

👀 - I'm jelly of the people who interact with you.

💤 - Can we cuddle?

🥊 - I will protect you.

🧸 - I will genuinely start crying if you deactivated off here.

💞 - I love you and you match my freak too well.

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crazy ex girlfriend starters .

pt 4 – a mixture of season 2,3 & 4

– some mature language, change pronouns as needed

“A shirt with sleeves? Are you meeting the president?”

“An insecurity? Me likely.”

“Let’s dye each other’s hair, yarn bomb a car … or we can talk about our shared traumas?”

“I really love saying the word ‘skulk’.”

“I saw a woman with a bikini top made out of the Bill of Rights!”

“What a beautiful drug trip.”

“You don’t like a man until his Sandra Bullocks start dropping!”

“Let’s not knock someone with a fetish. Some people like being choked by red licorice— and I’m not naming names, but we both know it’s me.”

“You’re so basic but in a really entertaining way.”

“Has anyone ever told you that your voice sounds like a mouse with throat cancer talking into a little, tiny mouse voice box? ”

“Thank you for taking my virginity. Do you want to take it again?”

“Trust me, I’m a lawyer. Almost.”

“It’s not stalking because all of this information is technically public.”

“We’re just two lesbians, don’t mind us! ”

“I knew that bitch weighed herself!”

“What … *MAN* … did this?”

“I don’t want your dirty man ice!”

“Who needs college when you’ve got this pretty face?”

“Boobs are just sacks of yellow fat so they’re really not worth the whole obsession.”

“Oh, my god. I’ve left my body. I’m floating out of my body and looking down.”

“I thought she was a nice person. But I was wrong. She’s a poo person!”

“Does she always talk like an all timey detective?”

“He’s having a tough time ; none of his dream catchers work in here.”

“I could teach a class on how to cozy up to awful, rich, white men.”

“Paging Doctor Freud, Oedipus needs his blanky.”

“Blasted legumes.”

“I was a strong, feral, little girl.”

“I am ready to turn my childhood trauma into a kink.”

“There are two things I will always have ; indigestion and all of the answers.”

“You just have to wait for him to whip his yuck out.”

“You’re right. I bet he has a big yuck … I don’t even think I could even take his yuck.”

“For some reason, you’re on the top of my to-do list.”

“Naps are for children, the elderly and the weak.”

“Have fun flying coach, dick.”

“I’ll never have problems again.”

“I said he must be destroyed then I ran away like some scared little boy.”

“Get out of here but…. slowly. I wanna watch those pants move.”

“Ow! My vagina!”

“I don’t care what happens to me anymore.”

“My friends all say I’m judgey but I never listen to them because they’re all a bunch of big dumb idiots.

“He turned the smartest person I know into a wannabe por.n star.”

“God’s my EZ-pass.”

“$600-$800? That’s like … a pair of shoes.”

“I love myself and I don’t purchase any periodicals that engage in body shaming.”

“You are an amoral sociopath with no conscience.”

“You have the heart of a weak, dying kitten.”

“Help me destroy ____ and I will let you do anything to me.”

“Rip off my compassion with your teeth.”

“Let me choke on your cocksuredness.”

“You just Father, Son and Holy Ghosted your entire life!”

“Hey— BOOBS! Big ol’ boobs! LOOK AT ME!”

“I am obsessed. I am. Totes. Hundo P.”

“The choking, the spanking, the cuckolding… ugh.”

“Maybe she’s not such a heinous bitch after all.”

“Every little girl kinda hates her mom.”

“You made me think that you loved me.”

“Oh god, these jack holes.”

“Bitch, don’t get in my way, bitch.”

“I’m a big boy…. what’s the word for that?”

“I know I’m talking to you right now but there’s another version of me in a parallel universe that is tearing your clothes off and climbing you like a sequoia.”

“And of all of the pensises I’ve seen, his made the biggest impact.”

“He’s coming! Bail on the turntable!”

“Does she have a magic vagina?!”

“Harry Potter dirty talk. Don’t worry about it.”

“And now I’m here to claim a prize for a job well done. You!”

“Wheee! I’m your boyfriend again!”

“I got you a pretty dress for when we promenade.”

“You know I think menstruation is beautiful.”

‘I gotta say for a blackmailer, he’s very good about consent.“

“I look like the host of a Nickelodeon show!”

“Even his choice of ramen flavor is concerning.”

“Our relationship is based 90% on fear and the other 10% is hoping you’ll make that duck ragout again!”

“You’re not special because you’re sad.”

“Wait— Whoa, did you have like a billion drinks?”

“Your pet name for me is slut.”

“My lady is a badass and really, really, reeeeally stupid.”

“It’s so hard. There’s always something touching my breasts.”

“STAND DOWN, SIR!”

“I’ve got that high end jizz.”

“Please don’t poop in my balloon.”

“You’re the love of my life, you know that, right?”

“Hello, nice to meet you. You’ve been inside of me.”

“Hello, nice to meet you. You broke my heart.”

“Why aren’t you happy?! You’re supposed to be happy!”

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If anyone wants me to say my opinion on a character with this bingo

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"....I need to get laid."

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