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Lost, exhausted by your time on stage

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Ppl do realize that top/bottom and dom/sub and giver/receiver are all different and not mutually exclusive nor universally applicable NOR *necessarily* linked roles, right? That a sub can top submissively and a dom can bottom dominantly, right?? And that positions AND power dynamics CAN shift, right??? And that none of those words broadly mean “partner who gives pleasure” or “partner who receives pleasure,” right?????? Right????????? Pls tell me I’m right

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Sallie deserves her own post for being an icon

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xd

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save me

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I started watching helluva boss literally yesterday and I'm obsessed omg

Moxxie is so adorable, I want Millie and Loona to be my wives, and Blitzo is like the best character so far he is so funny. Everyone else is hilarious too of course but Blitzo is my favorite character. I also love Stolas he is so cute and idc what anyone says

Here are some of the many screenshots I took from ep 4 and 5:

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Everyone is talking about Millie's pregnancy but not her adorable fucking Rambo headband during the fight against Andrealphus

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Ohhhh my god oh my god I just realized this

Whenever Stella has a party, naturally, Stolas just stays all by himself on the sidelines while she makes fun of him

But at Blitz’s Sinsmas party, he spends time with Stolas and makes sure that he still feels involved in some way

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Blitzø, wearing rubber gloves and a housewife apron: "Stolas, I love you honey but for fuck sakes, you don't have servants anymore, could you please clean up your fucking feathers when you're shedding? The sink AND the bath plugs were so blocked I could, and might, make a small pillow with what I just pulled out of the drain!"

Loona walks out of the bathroom behind him wearing a towel and shakes. A cloud of dog hair engulfs the entire apartment.

Blitzø: 'Ahhhhh fuck my life."

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All these months later and I still have Blitz's honse bag stuck firmly within the forefront of my brain, I'm really hoping we get to see it again sometime during season 3 ngl because it's just simply cool as fuck

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Honestly, I'm sick and tired of the "but Blitz did choose his daughter" (in Western Energy) arguments when it comes to giving Stolas shit for "choosing Blitz over Via" in Mastermind.

I swear to Lucifer, it's like these people are allergic to context.

For starters, Blitz has a support system, he was able to send M&M to help Stolas, while he could help Loona himself. But also, at this point Blitz has no idea yet that Stolas can be in real genuine life threatening danger and I wanna bet my entire ass that if he knew Stolas could've literally died then, he would've chosen Stolas' life over Loona's shot. Because the shot can always come later (even if it takes another 5 years), but Stolas' life will never come back.

Not to mention that this moment really makes it obvious Blitz already planned to go get Stolas himself until M&M volunteered. So yeah, he 100% would've gone if he knew Stolas' life was on the line.

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Easy Striker! SHE'S PAYING!

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i genuinely love how Blitzø cradles Stolas face it’s so adorable! <3