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[helluvaxhazbin]

"I WANT MY DAD AND I WANT HIM NOW."

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'happy day in hell!'

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Angel, this place is a cesspool, and you know it.

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"Ain't saying it isn't baby but we got freedom here and you can build your own little slice of heaven here if you got the guts for it."

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"Look I ain't sayin' we got it made down here or nothing but you ask me we got the better deal then those poor fucks in heaven."

"I mean think about it. They did everything right. They followed all the rules which not only makes them boring prudes but what did they get for all that sacrifice?" He snickered before continuing. "They get to live in a nice place I guess and folks ain't killing each other left and right but they're also so strict with the rules that you can barely even enjoy it. What's living for eternity without freedom? I mean I heard adam had access to porn but he used to be a big deal so special exception. Heard he watched my movies. He's a dick but he's got good taste I guess."

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'happy day in hell!'

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A loud almost deafening screech escaped the demon prince. It would have caused the poor imp to go deaf if it wasn't for demon magic once again being at play. Rather of one of anger it seemed to be a mix of a cry of dominance. A roar of his claim over the imp.

He supposed he of all people has no right to be jealous. Since he was the one who came so close to hooking up with a stranger. Though they both knew the poor fucker could never compare to blitz. Nobody could. It didn't make sense.

Other demons would swear he's gone mad. Often they were puzzled or confused by the hold the imp had on him. It was as if he looked upon blitz as the powerful one all this time. Even in a moment like this where the owl seemingly had all of the control it was truly blitz who had the key to his soul.

He wondered. Would it be romantic to offer the man a contract of sorts? He knew that was more of a sinner thing but he thought his blitzy might like it.

One would assume he was simply getting lost in his thoughts and neglecting his lover. But while his brain was brimming with ideas and hopeful prospects he was also fucking the smaller demon with all he was worth. Which in this form was a lot. The creature stopped for a moment. A sharp talon grazing against his horn. Tenderly but with enough pressure to hurt him just a little. "Say you're sorry blitzy."

Stolas kept up the rather brutal yet passionate pace. There was no reason to hold themselves back or slow themselves down. After all with the wealth stolas had at his disposal he could simply repurchase anything they managed to break. Which he assumed would be some broken picture frames from being slammed off the walls and fix some cracks in the walls from how hard the headboard was hitting it.

Not to mention possibly a new bedframe. Stolas would consider it quite a feat to reach to break their bed. Oh what a lovely thought their bed. Okay so it was way too soon to ask blitz to move in with him of course. They had just made up so he didn't wanna risk scaring him off so soon.

The impression that he got from the party and pretty much all his exes was that blitz dipped at the first sign of too much commitment and too much love for him to handle. That also happened when he first made the proposal that they date. Nevermind all that the owl was getting too into his own head.

Best to focus on all things pleasurable. Also tease his new boyfriend. "You are a little hypocrite aren't you my little imp? Here you were getting all testy and murdery about me merely making out with a stranger." And one of blitz's exes but he didn't seem to care about that part.

"But you get actually fucked and you don't think it's that big a deal." Truth was he was jealous but not overly so. It did seem like it was to help his friends and maybe he was feeling uneasy about their dynamic back then. It also wasn't as if they were committed to each other back then. It still was on paper just a transactional fucking.

However that comment about him having two dicks stirred something in the goetia. His face grew quite red from the anger he felt. His four eyes glowing moreso than ever. Slowly his form morphed. Until he reached the very same demon form he had when he rescued his precious blitzy and the imp crew from the dork agents.

How he was still able to fit inside the imp was a mystery. Maybe it was the magical abilities he possessed. The feral demon let out a loud squeak befitting of a beast before driving into the imp harder than before. So powerful that the bedframe did break underneath them but he managed to stay inside the man and keep a firm grasp on him. "Was he ever this big even with two dicks?" He questioned his voice having a powerful hiss to it.

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So my take on god is that he's basically santa and not like ripping santa off. As in santa either stole his while thing or I would find it funny if they were brothers. Anyway god is no big bad guy here.

He never means to cause any harm and despite the rumors about him he loves each and every one of his creations. Only condemning those who truly cause nothing but pain and suffering. He talks to treats all his children like that his children. Though lucifer is his favorite.

He's more an antagonist than villain. Basically things were running smoothly and fairly when he was more in charge. Did most of the work himself or atleast had his eye on what was going on but now he's like that ceo that does nothing and collects a paycheck.

God is treated like he's retired. At one point he trusted a select group of his angels to basically be responsible for most things. No one goes to him unless it's very important.

He never expects the worst of people so he just assumed his children especially angels would never be unfair or use their power in an unjust way. Someone just needs to talk to him because he has no idea things are bad currently. Because he trusts them to purely that he's like I'm sure they have it handled. He thinks hell is a lot tamer than it is because when he lost saw it it was more light punishment? And I think the point was never to punish them forever.

God would be like yeah the point is redemption. The punishment encourages them to do better and be better. The only ones I want in hell are truly the ones a danger to other sinners who don't deserve to be hurt again. So basically his whole thing is he means well but he's oblivious and his inaction did cause great harm even if he isn't solely to blame.

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"My dear boy you look troubled." One would expect god to immediately reject him for being a lowsome sinner but the truth was god was never very judgemental. The man caressed his son's cheek. "Come now you're never too old to tell me what's on your mind. It seems you went through something awful."

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"Welcome to existence my son." He hadn't expected him to come to life so suddenly but that was the beauty of creation. "I'm god. Your creator and father. I know this might be a lot to take in all at once but I'm here to guide you on the journey of life. Do you have any questions so far?"

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I like alastor but when he gets humbled. Knocked down a peg I am so entertained. I'm literally cheering as adam is kicking his ass. I'm literally vox in that scene. But also I don't hate him and I even like his character quite a bit but also when he's getting his ass kicked I find it so funny. Does this make me a hater?

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happy day in hell! <3

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Might make blitz one of charlie's exes just because it's funny to me and I imagine they broke up out of their lives going different paths and not any toxic stuff actually. Parted on good terms.

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