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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

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so last night i was struggling with a difficult section in a game, and when i woke up this morning i got it on my first try. this reminded me of a documentary i saw as a kid about how mice have maze-exploration brain activity in their dreams after a maze task, and have better performance after, so dreaming is maybe "practice" of daily activities.

anyway, i mention this because i noticed myself conceiving of this sleep-skill-benefit as a "mouse ability", and feeling gratitude towards Mouse (the abstract spirit of mice) for granting me this boon. this is the gator's aid all over again

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Doctor: What do you see in this X-ray?

Students: *collective gasp*

Doctor: Please don’t do that in front of patients.

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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

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In Spider-Man 3 (2007), a journalist shows integrity and prints a retraction after he learned the news he was spreading was false. This is because this is a work of fiction.

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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

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The Basics of Weapons

A lot of your characters might have weapons they’re proficient at.  Unless they’re already pros before the beginning of your novel, you might have to explain their training. This can be difficult, especially if you have absolutely no idea how to use that weapon.

I decided to link to a few articles/websites that might help you with your research. This is also useful if your character is constructing a weapon. Here are a few weapon basics—

Bow & Arrow

How to make a Bow and Arrow

Basic Archery Training Steps

American Indian Archery

Guns

How Guns Work

How to Fire a Handgun

Gun Timeline

Sword Fighting

Not What You Think it is

Sword Fighting Basics

Sword Fighting Stances

Fictional Weapons

List of Fictional Weapons

Creating Imaginary Weapons

Dangerous Fictional Weapons

Creating Fantasy Weapons

Guide to Fantasy Weapons

-Kris Noel

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They say “fake it till you make it.” The problem with that though is that you’ve been faking it all week, and now all you have to show for it is a new car, a new job, new friends, a newfound sense of purpose, and…. Ah.

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When most people say their partner is their everything, they mean it metaphorically. You don’t. Your spouse is a near limitless shapeshifter who can turn into anything from household objects to immaterial concepts. You’ve had some pretty unique dates.

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“Pick a god and pray” they said, and you did, praying to every god you knew. And as you did this a name popped into your mind, one you didn’t recognize, yet you prayed to them all the same. In response the air stood still, like even the world had forgotten their name.

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“I never told you to train her, I told you to protect her!”

“Her training will protect her.”

“But you turned my daughter into a bloody assassin!”

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oh I miss hs sometimes for the lack of consequences I had to endure but now things are serious and I need to take accountability for a lot of my own life and that is so terrifying