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the mistake people coming from twitter or reddit make is thinking tumblr is a social media, when it's actually the new pdf

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nest building

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after Peak Covid my social anxiety did a little #yolo 180° & now i ask an atypical amount of strangers stupid questions & one of my favorites is asking people with really small dogs "excuse me, did you know your dog is very small?" and my favorite response WAS a flop but it was last weekend while i was camping and a guy with a longhaired fancy dachshund said stonefaced "yes he told me last week"

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if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

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You've certainly heard this tossed around as a fun fact before, maybe you've dismissed it as a joke... But it's actually 100% true. The tanned hide of an animal stretched over a car seat imbues the vehicle with the respective animus, hence cars have such distinct temperaments.... Having found this out from a friend of an uncle on facebook marketplace, for weeks I fashioned my bespoke car seats from dog leather, yes, dog leather, there are now a couple dozen laika spirits bound to this honda civic. Nowhere will you find another car as loyal to its master. So no, I did not "randomly" swerve out of the lane officer. Fuck you.

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> casually drops "i have two mothers" while explaining her core character motivation > no confused or weird reaction just "it's nice that you have two moms"

based af backstory thank you horse girl anime

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Absolute comedic genius from Rekha

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The Ice maker makes fancy ice

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theyre siblings

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Found an insane baby picture

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Sister Michael: An Icon DERRY GIRLS (2018 - 2022)

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you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis