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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

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diesel dyke i doodled to cheer myself up

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robotic tgirl with all her status lights flashing bright red but insists that she's fine, she's just kinda tired, no that's a normal grinding sound for her to make, she's fine, it's fine, really you shouldn't worry about her, she's fine

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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deltarune begins by discarding the appearance and name you choose, then immediately proceeds to show the protagonist being called the name their mother likely chose for them. at school, they encounter susie, an outcast who's treated as a deadly monster (even by her teacher) despite the fact that she never follows through on her violent threats. kris and susie are then forced by their teacher to go into the closet, a dark place whose residents are oppressed by wider society. there, they meet ralsei, who initially covers his entire face and body with a cloak and tells them with an air of resignation that he's been waiting his entire life to meet them so he can fulfill the role of the prince of darkness that's been forced upon him. it's difficult to read it as anything other than a transfem allegory, and I struggle to imagine the kind of cognitive dissonance it would require to understand it as anything else

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This is the plot of deltarune, right?

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Iirc it turned into a white flag, so really America is surrendering to her right?

the moon is a beautiful trans woman and it’s so fucked up that people put an american flag in her. she wouldn’t want that. take it out.

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This is my favorite birb!

I adore the tufted titmouse!

I love birdwatchers they’re like “I just saw my ALL TIME FAVORITE BIRD SPECIES! I’ve always dreamed of seeing one in the wild! I am ECSTATIC!” and it’s the most boring looking little brown bird you’ve ever seen.

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seeing younger transfems gives me hope.

seeing same age transfems gives me joy.

seeing older transfems gives me hhhhnkrkgkkrbbnfkkkfbf

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Kris's war on the word "tsundere":

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helmets + muzzle design

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days