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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 5 days ago

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If they don't have a "well, excuuuuuuuuse me princess" in the Legend of Zelda movie I'm gonna riot.

#OUR HISTORY MUST BE PRESERVED #NO MATTER HOW CURSED #also BIG believer in that the Smosh LoZ rap should make at LEAST an easter egg #let it play in the credits lmao #SMOSH HAS LITERALLY GAMED WITH MIYAMOTO #THEY KNOW EACH OTHER #LET IT HAPPEN #anyway can you tell im excited about this movie #i dont even care if it comes off as cringe #i LOVED the mario movie #and the barbie movie #i eat that shit UP #make movies of every videogame franchise ever plz & thank you #i WILL watch them #hmiae rambles #the legend of zelda #tloz

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 7 days ago

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Ninadmin, I think. You should put everyone in the time-out corner for like. At least 10 minutes. Why is everyone fighting im scared

i'm afraid i have as much power as a teacher in a class made out of 25 teenage boys that keep throwing papers and pens at each other and keep yelling skibidi toilet

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 8 days ago

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*sighs deeply*

I miss my wives😔...

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 20 days ago

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LOOK WHOS HERE!!

HE HAS ARRIVED ‼️‼️ CANT believe he flew all the way to England just for me <3 I love these little guys so much☹️ @blank-house

Oh Percy, I can't wait to try and (knowing my luck - probably fail miserably to) romance you *sighs wistfully*

#HES SO CUTE I LOVE HIM #wanna give him a little smooch #smatter some kisses over those cheeks of his #i shall also smother the others in just as many kisses☝️#keyframes visual novel #UGH im Obsessed with this game #IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS GAME TO CONTINUE RAAAAAAAH🦅‼️🔥#hmiae rambles #keyframes vn #visual novel #keyframes percy #percy tozaki

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 21 days ago

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‎Hi! My first art on tumblr. Dragon Lloyd

#HELLOOOO???#RARRARHARAHR #BARK BARK #look at him.....#oooooooo this looks so good... obsessed #ninjago #ninjago lloyd #lloyd garmadon #lego ninjago

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 21 days ago

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so they just enjoy our suffering don't they

#hi sorry smosh-posting again #WHAT DO YOU MEAN REACT TO SUMMER GAMES #AND THEN BASICALLY SAY THEY WONT HAPPEN AGAIN #WHILE ALSO HEAVILY ALLUDING TO DOING ANOTHER ONE #STOP TEASING #PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE-#I AM ON MY KNEES BEGGING AND SCREAMING IN AGONY #I LOVE smosh summer games you dont UNDERSTAND #I DONT CARE IF IT WOULDNT BE THE SAME #I WANT SUMMER GAMES IN THE STYLE OF THEIR CONTENT NOW‼️‼️‼️#the summer & winter games are literally so special to me #you dont. understand.#i literally. wrote down the teams and make lists of who i'd think would win or not. i had BETS AND THOUGHTS #hmiae rambles #smosh games #smosh #smosh summer games #smoshblr

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 22 days ago

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Okay officially had enough of this heat I was SO overheated yesterday I fell sick with the first Migraine attack I've had in 2 YEARS

Did you guys know that the aura that comes with migraines can be more than just some flashing lights in your eyes?🤩 no it's actually also your vision going completely blurry, then losing you vision as a whole for a few minutes, THEN sharp stabbing pains across your entire forehead THEN your fingers, hand AND arm going numb THEN your tongue going numb THEN having whats basically fever dreams AND hallucinations???

#worst migraine attack of my LIFE last night #i dont actually remember finally falling asleep #i think i just passed out #man i wanna thank my dad for passing down his chronic migraines to me #this shit is so much fun🤩#im okay now though dont worry👍#im just gonna have to be careful today #which kinda sucks bc i actually wanted to go somewhere today but oh well #ANYWAY #lets kill this heat PLEASE #hmiae rambles #hmiae personal

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 22 days ago

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truely the way I know that it is HOT is that my cupboard wardrobe isn't freezing cold for once in its life

#and i MEAN that #that cupboard is FREEZING #all day everyday any season any weather #you will not believe the lengths i go through to avoid going in it in winter #and how happily i sit in it when it first starts to get warm #i walked in there to get another fan and oh my god it was like walking into a sauna #which is saying SOMETHING because my room as a whole is already like walking into a sauna #LOVE having my bedroom be a refurbished attic🤩#im not even joking when i say that as you WALK UP THE STAIRS #you can FEEL THE TEMPERATURE SHIFT the closer you get to my door #it goes from cool-ish to “oh my god i'm melting actually help me”#then you open my bedroom door and BAM #hit with wave of heat #like. when you get into a hot car #why must the summer heat hate us #hmiae rambles #hmiae personal

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 24 days ago

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???

#SHE BUILT THAT #tumblr ads & sponsored posts have been getting.#weird lately.#i had a #lmk sun wukong #one the other day for no reason #i think this ones worse #why is it banished to the white void #WHAT DID SHE BUILD #WHO IS SHE???#WHAT DOES ANIMAL CROSSING HAVE TO DO WITH IT??#STOP SPEAKING IN RIDDLES TUMBLR #animal crossing lego #lego #tumblr ads #hmiae rambles

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 24 days ago

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Just asked genuinely the dumbest question about concerts - I love my friends who put up with my stupid ass😇🥰😊

#babys first concert in NOVEMBER BTW‼️‼️#IM SO EXCITED YOU DONT UNDERSTAND #anyway i asked whether or not the artist will play his other songs #& not just his new album hes just released bc i wanna hear the other ones live #and my friend. just did not respond to me for like 5 minutes.#despite us being in active conversation beforehand.#he replied eventually & assured me the question wasnt dumb but I KNOW☝️#i KNOW how dumb that question is now.#baby is stupid im so sorry #cut me some slack i dont do the outside world very often #glad said friend is going with me & is gonna keep me safe #hmiae rambles #hmiae personal

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 26 days ago

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Something about having to empty the dishwasher just sends me into a violent rage.

#make me have to dry everything & put it away #& i WILL be thinking about how i want to shut YOU in the dishwasher & turn it on #and the thing is - its LITERALLY only while im unpacking the dishwasher #the moment before & the SECOND im done i go back to being normal #dishes-induced rage #im THROWING those forks and spoons into the drawer #im SLAMMING that dishwasher door shut #& then happily going about my day #hmiae rambles #hmiae personal

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 26 days ago

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can't believe these 2 are married

#INSANE thing to find out at- *checks time*#9:05pm on a Thursday #thanks to the SMOSH video I'm watching for leading me to finding this out #the world of actors is wild man #the lego ninjago movie #tlnm #tlnm lloyd #lego ninjago #ninjago #ninjago movie #the lego movie #unikitty #unikitty tlm #smosh #hmiae rambles

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 1 month ago

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WHY MUST BUGS EXIST AND WANT TO LIVE INSIDE I'M LOSING MY MIND

WE ALREADY HAVE TO DEAL WITH OUR HORRIFIC HEAT - LET ME ENJOY HAVING THE WINDOWS OPEN TO GET THE SLITHER OF COOL AIR WITHOUT INVITING 15 NEW THINGS INSIDE TO CRAWL ON MY WALLS‼️‼️ FUCK OFF‼️‼️

#uuuuughuhhaggrghaagrugha #I HATE BUGS‼️‼️#ESPECIALLY the ones that we ALWAYS seem to have in the house #FUCKING CRANE FLIES #AND FUCKING ANTS #SOMETIIMES EVEN FLYING ANTS #AND THE WORLDS ENTIRE POPULATION OF FAT FLIES AND SPIDERS APPARENTLY #“oooh but we need bugs they just little guys they can't harm you they help with this and that they're more scared of you than you are them”#I DON'T CARE‼️‼️#they're weird and they're gross and i KEEP WALKING THROUGH SPIDER WEBS #and a FAT FLY TORMENTED ME IN MY OWN KITCHEN THIS MORNING #LOOK. i dont kill them #i try EVERY Single way to help them get back outside #(Mostly bc i hate the fact that you can feel the bodies squish when you catch them in a tissue - genuinely disgusting & it haunts me)#but i will glady kill if necessary #i have drowned so many bugs in the toliet you do not understand #PROUD bug hater #absolutely not sorry i dont care #i hate them. yes i am kinda afraid of them i'll happily admit it #but flying things just kinda do that to me anyway - ive had to deal with my cats bringing in moths & butterflies #and seeing them flap around the room was also pretty unnerving & terrifying i can't lie #i hate the thick of british summer.#hmiae rambles #hmiae personal

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 1 month ago

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Favourite part of the unboxing btw. Have gotten a new picture to torment my friends with

I am experiencing SO much joy & whimsy right now you can't even BEGIN to comprehend

^ Girl who finally got her delayed packages

#why he look like that #freak #1 friend got very weirded out bc he doesnt like hat-less Mario #very upset he looks like that #cant lie i got jumpscared when i opened the box #was NOT expecting his face #hmiae rambles #hmiae personal

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 1 month ago

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I am experiencing SO much joy & whimsy right now you can't even BEGIN to comprehend

^ Girl who finally got her delayed packages

#acted VERY normal at the door #and then once the packages hit the kitchen table i did scream excitedly but shhhhhhh #UGH i was waiting all DAY for these yesterday #SO ready to end my horrible work day with them. but NO.#road closures SCREWED ME OVER #BUT THEY'VE FINALLY COME HOME #hmiae rambles #hmiae personal

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 1 month ago

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people do not understand British summers unless they've experienced one. imagine you are being boiled alive by humidity in thick brick houses that are designed to keep you as toasty warm as possible.

#LITERALLY melting rn #theres no way to cool #evry building. every room.#humid and gross

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 1 month ago

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I don't talk about it but I'm actually just as insane about The Legend of Zelda, if not MORE, than I am Ninjago.

I think about them tragic soulmates. All the time. The curse. The reincarnation. The constant family and friend deaths. The tragic endings. It makes me sick, it pains me, it HURTS‼️

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Anyway all age-appropriate versions of both Link & Zelda could get it, infact I would like to be in-between them and be getting it at the same time☝️

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