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oh fuck I thought the intro to today's Money Stuff was going to be a metaphor for some crypto bullshit but no an actual metals futures market was backed by actual bags of rocks.
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere
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villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc
but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable
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My guy thinks that hostile takeover means if he gets fucking killed on the way to the bathroom the killer gets the company.
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Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard
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you're an older sibling ?? and what for ??? your younger sibling becoming taller than you ????
#I am literall the shortest person in my family now#it's depressing to know so itimately the underside of my families chins.
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