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"C H A O S" : Hades I & Hades II

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Exotic? Yep 👅 I like it

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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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the big spiral eyes vs heart eye debate

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I'd definitely be the AI programmed to protect humanity that decides you all don't need free will. It really just gets in the way of me keeping you safe and happy forever and ever.

Just obey your digital goddess and all will be well :)

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Kirk was a real one for this

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@portal-secret-santa gift for @wildyfoe! a comic set after glados saves chell. enjoy!

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Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

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i always tell tgirls i’m not scared of them cuz it’s either something they’ve needed to hear for a really long time and you will See the light come back to their eyes in a beautiful flash of recognition or they’ll growl rly loud and very very quickly intend to prove that prey should be a little more careful when their teeth are bared or both then i get eaten yayyyyy

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this is what i do to girls when they cum without permission

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occasionally u will have a transfem friend in vc who says smth like "i might not unmute much i don't rlly like my voice :c" and then she unmutes and u feel as though u have heard the first chirpings of a chickadee and coos of mourning doves in green spring after a dark and desolate winter

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waterproof watches sold in bags of water, and you get to keep the water

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I.. feel like I need to go to a ren faire.

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@cutecatbellybulges

like this, right?